Is this the type of stuff you mean matchboy:
This is a text I had from my dealer Hi, I have checked on your Golf GTD today and it is due to board the ship any day now. I will check the progress daily and update you. Regards, Mat @ VW
Any day wtf I wanna know the exact day so that I can go in the powder blue beetle and watch it dock into one of the ports so I know they are not spewin
Sometimes I find myself wondering why bother just fricking cancel. But then I'm back to square one.