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Title: Funny quotes on detailing
Post by: Daz Auto on 28 July 2017, 14:16

I'm sure most of you have seen this before. It made me laugh out loud.

"Remember, this hobby is supposed to be your therapy, not the reason you need therapy."

My quote - I'm trying to keep car detailing as simple as possible. That is proving rather difficult. :huh: :smiley:

Title: Re: Funny quote on detailing
Post by: Daz Auto on 28 July 2017, 23:48

Quote - "Black is not a colour. It is a full-time job!"

Title: Re: Funny quotes on detailing
Post by: Wo-Wo on 31 July 2017, 08:02

"Mr Miyagi has a lot to answer for - Wax On Wax Off my arse!!!"

Title: Re: Funny quotes on detailing
Post by: dubber36 on 02 August 2017, 12:43

My neighbour "It will only get dirty again next time you use it."
My reply "Did you wipe your arse after this mornings poo?"

Title: Re: Funny quotes on detailing
Post by: Wo-Wo on 04 August 2017, 07:54

Quote from: dubber36 on 02 August 2017, 12:43

My neighbour "It will only get dirty again next time you use it."
My reply "Did you wipe your arse after this mornings poo?"

Im using that!!!  :grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Funny quotes on detailing
Post by: deltarikk on 04 August 2017, 10:30

Quote from: dubber36 on 02 August 2017, 12:43

My neighbour "It will only get dirty again next time you use it."
My reply "Did you wipe your arse after this mornings poo?"

Great reply!  :laugh:

Title: Re: Funny quotes on detailing
Post by: Booth11 on 04 August 2017, 12:44

Quote from: dubber36 on 02 August 2017, 12:43

My neighbour "It will only get dirty again next time you use it."
My reply "Did you wipe your arse after this mornings poo?"

I've quoted your quote before as it's hilarious.  Only last time you said it you didn'tuse the word poo. It's been sanitised, literally, lol.