You most definitely are Rebecca, and a wonderful resource for the rest of us mortals that try and emulate your skills.
I can't really add any more than the rest of the guys have said about the last damage other than to totally despair at the incredible lack of respect people nowadays show to other peoples property. Really sorry.
Is it just me, or does that damage look like a handbag or similar being dragged along the paint work ? I ask as this happened to my wife's Polo last year, except she caught the women (with a fake Chanel bag with metal edging), in the process of squeezing though a gap between the wife's car and the next and dragging the bag across the paintwork, and this was luckily also caught on the Banks CCTV system. Needless to say when the wife pointed at the camera the women confessed it was here (she was caught red handed anyway), and agreed to pay for damages. We got a call from her husband later to say to get a quote and he would pay. We got a local detailing company to buff the damage out for £150 and to be fair he paid in advanced, and apologised for his wife.
I'm 100% sure though that if the wife hadn't challenged her, she would have happily just walked off without saying a word.