What have you done to your MK 7 today ?

[am1w]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

[Booth11]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Shame

You could always do it yourself?  Or, for a very large fee, including an overnight stay in some swanky boutique hotel (for my troubles), I could mobilise my detailing talents, and do it for you. 

[am1w]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Shame

You could always do it yourself?  Or, for a very large fee, including an overnight stay in some swanky boutique hotel (for my troubles), I could mobilise my detailing talents, and do it for you. 

You temptress! Such a tantalizing offer. Let me sleep on it if you don't mind, my dearest. 

[Booth11]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Shame

You could always do it yourself?  Or, for a very large fee, including an overnight stay in some swanky boutique hotel (for my troubles), I could mobilise my detailing talents, and do it for you. 

You temptress! Such a tantalizing offer. Let me sleep on it if you don't mind, my dearest. 

That wasn't an invitation for you to join me in the swanky hotel, (I'm quite happy with my own company), just to pay for it.   I would be far too tired from detailing a car that hasn't been touched for 4.5 months, to drive home the same day and there'll be no slumming it in a Premier Inn, I have standards!

Maybe your detailer has heard about your reputation for automotive perfection and has been frightened away.

[monkeyhanger]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Bridgestones? 

[am1w]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Bridgestones? 

He was rammed up the rear by a lorry whilst stationary at a zebra crossing.

[am1w]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Shame

You could always do it yourself?  Or, for a very large fee, including an overnight stay in some swanky boutique hotel (for my troubles), I could mobilise my detailing talents, and do it for you. 

You temptress! Such a tantalizing offer. Let me sleep on it if you don't mind, my dearest. 

That wasn't an invitation for you to join me in the swanky hotel, (I'm quite happy with my own company), just to pay for it.   I would be far too tired from detailing a car that hasn't been touched for 4.5 months, to drive home the same day and there'll be no slumming it in a Premier Inn, I have standards!

Maybe your detailer has heard about your reputation for automotive perfection and has been frightened away.

Ha, ha. It is on for Thursday next week.

[Booth11]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Shame

You could always do it yourself?  Or, for a very large fee, including an overnight stay in some swanky boutique hotel (for my troubles), I could mobilise my detailing talents, and do it for you. 

You temptress! Such a tantalizing offer. Let me sleep on it if you don't mind, my dearest. 

That wasn't an invitation for you to join me in the swanky hotel, (I'm quite happy with my own company), just to pay for it.   I would be far too tired from detailing a car that hasn't been touched for 4.5 months, to drive home the same day and there'll be no slumming it in a Premier Inn, I have standards!

Maybe your detailer has heard about your reputation for automotive perfection and has been frightened away.

Ha, ha. It is on for Thursday next week.

Your man is unharmed and lives to detail another day!  

You only have to wallow in filth for one more week before order is R-estored.

Will you grace the forum with a pic of the preened prima donna, once your car has had a spa?

[am1w]

Just my luck. No detailing to be done today as Detailer had an accident on his way to me. Ah well.

Shame

You could always do it yourself?  Or, for a very large fee, including an overnight stay in some swanky boutique hotel (for my troubles), I could mobilise my detailing talents, and do it for you. 

You temptress! Such a tantalizing offer. Let me sleep on it if you don't mind, my dearest. 

That wasn't an invitation for you to join me in the swanky hotel, (I'm quite happy with my own company), just to pay for it.   I would be far too tired from detailing a car that hasn't been touched for 4.5 months, to drive home the same day and there'll be no slumming it in a Premier Inn, I have standards!

Maybe your detailer has heard about your reputation for automotive perfection and has been frightened away.

Ha, ha. It is on for Thursday next week.

Your man is unharmed and lives to detail another day!  

You only have to wallow in filth for one more week before order is R-estored.

Will you grace the forum with a pic of the preened prima donna, once your car has had a spa?

Not this forum but vwroc.

[Booth11]

Your man is unharmed and lives to detail another day!  

You only have to wallow in filth for one more week before order is R-estored.

Will you grace the forum with a pic of the preened prima donna, once your car has had a spa?

Not this forum but vwroc.

Ok, but may I ask why not this forum also?  It may not have an 'R' in it's name but plenty of people with R's frequent this place.