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Title: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: JC on 28 August 2011, 12:47
(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/11e10894.jpg)

Sun was even shining in Wales  :grin:

Thanks to the welsh circle. :afro:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: cняis on 28 August 2011, 12:57
Spot the deliberate mistake  :grin: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Thom89 on 28 August 2011, 13:10
No sheep in the pic!

Thom
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Rhyso on 28 August 2011, 14:25
Good to see you and the family Chuff  :smiley:

I'm just glad you liked it and it wasn't a wasted trip.......

 :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: JC on 28 August 2011, 15:24
well it made it home  :laugh: just  :lipsrsealed: :evil:

59.9mpg for the journey home included a test session on my private road  :evil: ,

the trip computer hadnt been reset for 19,450 miles  :laugh: :grin:

few little issues to resolve, so thats lunch on tuesday busy  :wink:

Thanks again to Rhyso, his swift viewing secured me the car :afro: by minutes  :shocked:

good to you and Lyndsey and Mr Angry  :cool:

the family fleet

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/76dea23d.jpg)
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: dom on 28 August 2011, 15:33
The polo looks like it's cowering in the corner, trying to hide from the big nasty vauxhalls :grin:

Which one are you going to use to fill The Doc's place with smoke in October?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Jimp on 28 August 2011, 15:58
Does anyone here drive golfs anymore?  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: richw911 on 28 August 2011, 16:02
Does anyone here drive golfs anymore?  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

Ask majormajor  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: JC on 28 August 2011, 16:03
Does anyone here drive golfs anymore?  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

Ask majormajor  :lipsrsealed:

 :laugh: they arent scene anymore  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: AlexMozza on 28 August 2011, 17:23
Does anyone here drive golfs anymore?  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

Ask majormajor  :lipsrsealed:

 :laugh: they arent scene anymore  :grin:

And Vauxhall's are?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Steve_PD on 28 August 2011, 17:51
In the Vauxhall scene, yes
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: richw911 on 28 August 2011, 18:11
Scene's and circles you cant beat it  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Guy on 28 August 2011, 20:42
So what issues are there to resolve then mr? :huh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Rhyso on 28 August 2011, 22:41
So what issues are there to resolve then mr? :huh:

His reputation  :laugh: :laugh:

To be fair, even I would have bought it  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Wayne on 28 August 2011, 23:34
For a facelift 06 plate it is a lot of car for the money.

Just out of interest how many miles has it got on it.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: PenguinGTI on 29 August 2011, 00:59
I'm glad you got a face lifted model. Looks much better than the previous style. For all the stick they get Vecta's aren't the worst way from A to B -as has been said a lot of car for the money.

Remap time  :evil:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: JC on 29 August 2011, 08:18
So what issues are there to resolve then mr? :huh:

A few cosmetic, a few mechanical, and some admin  :grin:


His reputation  :laugh: :laugh:

To be fair, even I would have bought it  :lipsrsealed:

What reputation  :laugh: :kiss:


For a facelift 06 plate it is a lot of car for the money.

Just out of interest how many miles has it got on it.

84k  :smiley:

I'm glad you got a face lifted model. Looks much better than the previous style. For all the stick they get Vecta's aren't the worst way from A to B -as has been said a lot of car for the money.

Remap time  :evil:

yes, had to go for a facelifted one, and no, no remap  :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: shepgti on 29 August 2011, 10:18
Looks nice chuff, have driven one or 2 of these and I quite like them. Now turn it into a touring car rep...
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: T_J_G on 29 August 2011, 10:22
Looks proper smart that Chuff!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: dom on 29 August 2011, 11:26
Flipping heck Chuff, that really is a bargain! I was expecting spaceship mileage :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: bobbarley on 29 August 2011, 16:56
I'm glad you got a face lifted model. Looks much better than the previous style. For all the stick they get Vecta's aren't the worst way from A to B -as has been said a lot of car for the money.

Remap time  :evil:

x2
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: JC on 29 August 2011, 18:37
nope, not this year anyway  :grin: few things to sort out first  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: bobbarley on 29 August 2011, 18:40
On the up side, debadge it and it looks like an unmarked police car  :evil:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: JC on 29 August 2011, 18:42
On the up side, debadge it and it looks like an unmarked police car  :evil:

 :grin:

my plate will be on as soon as the log book comes back  :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: bobbarley on 29 August 2011, 18:53
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-12V-LED-Illumination-Car-Front-Light-Headlight-Blue-/150654742077?pt=UK_Car_Accessories_Safety_Security&hash=item2313b8ee3d
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: JC on 29 August 2011, 19:09
 :grin: :laugh: ......................................... NO
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: Mikester on 29 August 2011, 20:10
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-12V-LED-Illumination-Car-Front-Light-Headlight-Blue-/150654742077?pt=UK_Car_Accessories_Safety_Security&hash=item2313b8ee3d

Just ebayed a search for blue flashing light. Considering its illegal you could do a much better job than those!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip
Post by: bobbarley on 29 August 2011, 20:20
I'm lazy.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 05 September 2011, 19:12
well as the very nice men from the weekend havent enlightened you all ( or just got to pissed and forgot  :lipsrsealed: )

The car has turned out to be a bit more problematic than first thought,  :cry:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/c64ef860.jpg)

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/0f88782f.jpg)

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/af91a210.jpg)

and the offending item is the big round thing bottom centre

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/33f8f4b6.jpg)

but hey, whats a grand or so between friends  :shocked: :rolleyes: :cry:

and my new fault is glow plug, but thats only a tenner,

oh and it needs a new tyre as one is out of round  :huh:

so DO NOT BUY from SP or SRP motors near Risca  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: as he has washed his hands of it  :lipsrsealed:

And you can all stop laughing now  :kiss:

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 05 September 2011, 19:14
And you can all stop laughing now  :kiss:

No point rushing into this 'stopping' malarky.  :grin:

I understand the Polo's still OK?  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: leigh_harty on 05 September 2011, 19:18
Its not got a failing flywheel or there abouts has it?

A work mate had (key word here) a facelift vectra on a 07 plate and went through 4 flywheels in about 6month. Warranty didnt cover him for the last one.. £1000+ bill over xmas isnt good.

Needless to say he got rid and now drives a mondeo that works.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Thom89 on 05 September 2011, 19:25
DMF are a nightmare on any car! couldn't you have done the conversion?

Thom
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 05 September 2011, 19:31
DMF are a nightmare on any car! couldn't you have done the conversion?

When I spoke to him he said there wasn't one.  :undecided:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Neo Badness on 05 September 2011, 19:33
That's a nightmare. Hope you get it sorted and it starts to fulfil its primary function as a car and not a money pit.
I hear only horror stories about the DMF wheels/ clutches and g/boxes in those and how much of a pita they are to get out from the taxi guys.

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: bobbarley on 05 September 2011, 19:34
 :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: barrym381 on 05 September 2011, 19:34
egr valves are common on these aswell to go think there was a recall on them as a mates astra was done free
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Jay on 05 September 2011, 19:37
That's sh!t :sad: How has the dealer washed his hands of these issues? :undecided:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: bobbarley on 05 September 2011, 19:44
Is Rhys going to be compensating you?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Rhyso on 05 September 2011, 19:55
Is Rhys going to be compensating you?

For what?  He bought it  :rolleyes:

And Mr Chuff; PM me his details; I'm sure Miss Linzi can help  :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: SoundillusioN on 05 September 2011, 19:58
And you can all stop laughing now  :kiss:

No point rushing into this 'stopping' malarky.  :grin:

I understand the Polo's still OK?  :lipsrsealed:

Polo may be sold now  :lipsrsealed: (probably should have kept it!)  :laugh:

Hope the Fectra doesn't give you any more sh*t and yes i was too p155ed to really remember about it until now!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: vaughn on 05 September 2011, 20:07
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-AUDI-A4-1-9-TDI-SE-BLACK-/140599624827?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20bc64047b

it`s replacement :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Jay on 05 September 2011, 20:17
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-AUDI-A4-1-9-TDI-SE-BLACK-/140599624827?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20bc64047b

it`s replacement :grin:
*likes*
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 05 September 2011, 21:58
 :lipsrsealed:  Oh the irony...


I did warn ya!

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 05 September 2011, 22:09
Chuff doesn't have a problem with the steering or the indicators? :tongue:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 05 September 2011, 22:14
And you can all stop laughing now  :kiss:

No point rushing into this 'stopping' malarky.  :grin:

I understand the Polo's still OK?  :lipsrsealed:

Polo may be sold now  :lipsrsealed: (probably should have kept it!)  :laugh:


You buying is bud?

Nick
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 05 September 2011, 22:15
Quite now Steve..Friday is 4 days away!

I refer the honourable gentlemen to my answer about its general crapness.


Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: dan_apps on 05 September 2011, 22:15
bad news matey as said! :sad:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 05 September 2011, 22:30
Elvi, its always Friday at my house :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Thom89 on 05 September 2011, 22:54
Chuff has been unfortunate, but lets not lose sight of the that almost exactly the same DMF system is used on pretty much everything these days! and that includes as far as I'm aware, all of the VAG group of cars, and for quite a few years at that!                                    Parts prices for ALL DMF equipped cars are horrendous.. where Chuff will come out on top here, is that he is surrounded by Vauxhall people, with exactly the correct kit, and knowledge to do the job, which is one of the reasons, he felt it wise to jump ship
The rest he can write off to experience, but please, Chuff has not made any mistake buying a Vauxhall over anything else

Thom
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 05 September 2011, 23:23
Except there's an alternative to the DMF for VWs, but apparently not for Vauxhall.... unless something's crept out of the woodwork by now.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 05 September 2011, 23:28
I wouldn't replace a dmf on a diesel with a smf have you heard how they sound after? And the fact they cost as much as the dmf anyway
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 05 September 2011, 23:32
have you heard how they sound after? And the fact they cost as much as the dmf anyway

What, like a taxi?  :grin:

At least the fecker shouldn't break again.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Thom89 on 05 September 2011, 23:41
Except there's an alternative to the DMF for VWs, but apparently not for Vauxhall.... unless something's crept out of the woodwork by now.

I'm sure the lads at work have replaced DMF's on Vauxhalls, with traditional Flywheel setups... I'll ask tomorrow, as its not really my Department :smiley:

Thom
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: SoundillusioN on 06 September 2011, 10:59
And you can all stop laughing now  :kiss:

No point rushing into this 'stopping' malarky.  :grin:

I understand the Polo's still OK?  :lipsrsealed:

Polo may be sold now  :lipsrsealed: (probably should have kept it!)  :laugh:


You buying is bud?

Nick

No mate, did ask about it for my dads missus but Chuff advised against it for what she requires.. It had some serious interest from a fella at the show so wondered if the guy went for it.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: sharki786 on 06 September 2011, 11:46
theres a guys round birm ends (warwick road) and his a clutch specialist and had the same prob with a DMF for a vaux he was replacing it every 3months! and he stated that it was a feck up from the dealers or the manufacturar! hope you get it sorted!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 06 September 2011, 11:52
Sad times Chuff bud, hope it gets resolved and carries on being a good bruiser for ya.

Nick
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Bellend on 06 September 2011, 17:56
Chuff has been unfortunate, but lets not lose sight of the that almost exactly the same DMF system is used on pretty much everything these days! and that includes as far as I'm aware, all of the VAG group of cars, and for quite a few years at that!                                    Parts prices for ALL DMF equipped cars are horrendous.. where Chuff will come out on top here, is that he is surrounded by Vauxhall people, with exactly the correct kit, and knowledge to do the job, which is one of the reasons, he felt it wise to jump ship
The rest he can write off to experience, but please, Chuff has not made any mistake buying a Vauxhall over anything else

Thom

A man with some sense. Although I will agree with DH if there's truth in his comment after the one quoted. I wouldn't buy a Vectra due to issues they have, unless I worked at a dealer cause then you know you're in safe hands.........

Passat TDI, 3 years old, 28 thousand miles.

Hello bill of over a grand as the DMF goes AND at the time, there was no SMF replacement for that engine.

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: T_J_G on 06 September 2011, 18:09
You wouldn't want a SMF on a TDI Bellend. It'd vibrate like poop.

At the end of the day, Chuff'll come out on top, as Thom said he's surrounded by people who can do the work, however if it had been a Golf/Passat etc....it'd be even more £££ for Chuff.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Bellend on 06 September 2011, 18:25
You wouldn't want a SMF on a TDI Bellend. It'd vibrate like poop.


Fair enough, to be honest, I have no idea, DMF are new to me.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 06 September 2011, 19:43
well the old girl lives . and goes soooooooooooooooooooooo much better than before.

New glow plug and starter motor refurb so all is well

Thom, thanks

DH  :kiss: see you satdee

other white noise .................................................
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Uruk Hai on 06 September 2011, 19:45
Welcome to world of diesel ownership  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 06 September 2011, 19:48
Glad its sorted :cool: and hopefully thats the end of the problems.... :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 06 September 2011, 20:34
its a vauxhall steve  :kiss: booked an hours slot next week already  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: robiwill on 07 September 2011, 13:01
Chuff just read this thread sorry to hear but in less than a month for you to experience these type of problems and you state it came from a trader how come he is not sorting it out?

Car must be fit for purpose and reliable for a reasonable length of time based on the purchase price.

If the dealer and I quote you is washig his hands of it. Then you really should consider taking action against him.

It annoys the hel out of me when people allow dealers to do this as gives good dealers a bad name as we are all tarred with the same brush.

If you want any help or advice on what to do next drop me a pm as over the years dealt directly with trading standards over a few issues so know how to approach the dealer to get best outcome.

I assume you have it in writting he refused to pay for a replacement dual mass fly wheel? This would not be considered to be fair wear and tear based on your purchase price


Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 07 September 2011, 22:09
cheers robi, I am taking advice already but if not then I will be in touch  :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 10 September 2011, 20:02
Only just seen this as ive been on holiday Sorry to hear bud  :cry:

At least you had the right people to sort it  :smiley:

Glad its all ok now  :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 10 September 2011, 21:08
After today this is the least of my worries  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: golf-sib on 10 September 2011, 22:03
After today this is the least of my worries  :lipsrsealed:

What you done, confess :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 14 September 2011, 07:13
well got the bill thru yesterday for the repair work, :shocked:

 its good to do some unpaid overtime the week before a not so large invoice heads your way  :cool:

Welcome to world of diesel ownership  :rolleyes:

3rd diesel for me, and despite the size of it, still returning mid 50's on the old front  :cool:

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:04
full functional test of ABS carried out .  :shocked:

new pants please.  :sick:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 25 September 2011, 20:06
:grin:

Nick
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:08
the f**king car is jinxed on the A34 to and from southampton  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 September 2011, 20:15
wassup with it now?...
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:25
wassup with it now?...

full functional test of ABS carried out .  :shocked:

new pants please.  :sick:

 :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 September 2011, 20:40
wassup with it now?...

full functional test of ABS carried out .  :shocked:

new pants please.  :sick:

 :wink:
  :grin:
ah ok so what brought on the "test"?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:43
a old gentleman, a honda civic , and a non indicated change of lane.  :shocked:

and a closing speed difference of about 60  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Dan34 on 25 September 2011, 20:46
Dam civic drivers!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:47
w4nkers the lot of them  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Dan34 on 25 September 2011, 20:49
 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:50
hope you are well Matey  :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Mikester on 25 September 2011, 20:56
Tempted to press report on that! Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 September 2011, 20:57
 :laugh:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Dan34 on 25 September 2011, 21:02
hope you are well Matey  :wink:

Mostly driving around in my civic like a wayne kerr  :grin: But nah im all good, thanks for asking!  :smiley: I would ask how you are but it seems your life is throwing up interesting events on a daily basis  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: danny_p on 26 September 2011, 00:08
suprised the DMF  didn't just get welded up and a quick skim after to put it back into true

welded loads of flywheels where there has been no SMF conversion kit and never had a problem with it.  but if you think vhauxhall flywheels are bad try hyundia they can and will fail sub 10k miles  but there again they are held together with washer thats just more or less crimped onto a tube through the center of the flywheel i've had loads of them on the bench eveyone has had the exact same fail most will repair in 5 mins, but they are that bad if have a new flywheel come in the washer gets welded before fitting

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 27 September 2011, 19:51
no danny, proper job done  :grin:

Winter wheels purchased today, just need the tyres to go on them  :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 27 September 2011, 21:05
Winter wheels purchased today, just need the tyres to go on them  :smiley:

You're keen.  Expecting snow?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Jay on 27 September 2011, 21:34
You're keen.  Expecting snow?

My god, have you not scene the Daily Fail?!  We're all going to be covered in 6 foot of it!

I wonder how well those barges we were looking at handle in the snow :laugh: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 27 September 2011, 21:39
Winter wheels purchased today, just need the tyres to go on them  :smiley:

You're keen.  Expecting snow?

now now thomas, winter wheels arent just for snow.

and they tyres will be a BIG costs so getting sorted month by month  :kiss:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: golf-sib on 27 September 2011, 23:09
I thought the planet was going to roll over and England was going to be the new Siberia after this Jamaican summer they have been expecting  :huh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 September 2011, 18:29
not bad for winters  :smiley:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/c2dc08e3.jpg)
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: R32UK on 28 September 2011, 18:37
winter wheels chuff????   :huh:

when i wer' eh lad.....

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 02 November 2011, 17:32
well during my absence the old girl got MOT'd , cambelt changed, new key cut and programmed all for a very respectable £250.

 it DOES pay to buy the make your garage is after all, Thom, you were right with your advice :afro:

so after nearly 4k, a respectable high 40s mpg is being returned on the daily commute which includes the 3 car challenge  :undecided: :lipsrsealed:

Next up towbar . . . . .
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 02 November 2011, 17:34
3 car challenge :grin: :grin: :grin:

more like ten cars :lipsrsealed: :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 02 November 2011, 17:40
i got a 500 car challenge lined up for 2 weeks time  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 02 November 2011, 17:50
 :lipsrsealed: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: chrisr103 on 02 November 2011, 18:32
Bit late to join in the topic but, Looks a nice example, I just sold an 06 plate dark blue SRi CDTi one,

Used to enjoy sitting in the middle lane on the motorway & watching cars approach with caution  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 02 November 2011, 18:37
i would have loved a dark blue one.

oh and the plates on it now, now more polis interest,  :cool:

well not regarding the old owners  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 01 December 2011, 23:14
well it nearly got cleaned this week, but it never, Roll on 2012, might even break out the sponge  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: R32UK on 02 December 2011, 08:46
well it nearly got cleaned this week, but it never, Roll on 2012, might even break out the sponge  :laugh:

thats the spirit! dirt rules  :cool: :cool:


on a side note.. i used to have a gent that would come into work holding a dirty tissue every couple of weeks asking if we had a bin. Really nice dude used to clean my number plate for me  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Len on 02 December 2011, 13:16
A sponge!

Guy will faint!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Guy on 02 December 2011, 13:26
i saw Chuff today...  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Len on 02 December 2011, 13:29
i saw Chuff today...  :lipsrsealed:


But did he have a sponge and one bucket of water?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 02 December 2011, 13:38
i saw Chuff today...  :lipsrsealed:

And my lovely clean car  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 02 December 2011, 18:34
vectra 1 - Bambi 0  :lipsrsealed:

Will be attempting to reclip in the bumper tomorrow  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: dom on 02 December 2011, 18:42
vectra 1 - Bambi 0  :lipsrsealed:

Will be attempting to reclip in the bumper tomorrow  :rolleyes:

 :lipsrsealed: :laugh:

Dare I ask for pics?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 02 December 2011, 18:44
vectra 1 - Bambi 0  :lipsrsealed:

Will be attempting to reclip in the bumper tomorrow  :rolleyes:

 :lipsrsealed: :laugh:

Dare I ask for pics?

you can dare ask,  :evil:

you will get told to go forth and multipy  :smiley:

big smudge thru all the dirt  :lipsrsealed:

and to be fair to most it will just look like a normal badly fitted vauxhall front bumper  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: dan_apps on 03 December 2011, 21:10
bambi for dinner tonight then?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 03 December 2011, 21:37
Had that at his bbq birthday
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 03 December 2011, 21:43
Had that at his bbq birthday

 :laugh: so we did, i remember being told that the next day  :grin:


bumper clipped back in ok :afro:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 03 December 2011, 21:46
you never saw it being chopped up :sick:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 03 December 2011, 21:49
Did we?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 03 December 2011, 21:54
Did we?

yeah, think you had departed nick , which is a good thing cos

you never saw it being chopped up :sick:

Sawn i heard  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 03 December 2011, 21:55
I eating Bambi and so does MrsH!

Nick
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 12 December 2011, 15:21
Well  i have conceeded  :huh:







And Finally  :undecided:








Had to wash it.  :grin:

Couldn't see the rear number plate, rear parking sensors were full of crap and the headlights were like candles , still I had a wash in hand so getting paid to clean your own car isn't too bad I suppose :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Sam on 12 December 2011, 15:22
In that situtaion i simply sponge the headlamps, tail lamps and the plate. Car good to go!  :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 24 December 2011, 16:41
parrot MKi9200 car kit fitted.  :smiley:

new speakers all round ( bought not fitted yet too hungover )  :lipsrsealed:

sunscreen blinds bought and fitted, no dazzling HIDs following me no more  :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 01 January 2012, 17:20
Fitted the speakers yet?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 01 January 2012, 17:22
nah, still too hungover,  :laugh:

and had a daughter to move out  :cool:

but just read up on the door card removal :afro:

Quick trip to halfrauds tomorrow for a T25 bit and hopefully they be done weather permitting.  :wink:

PS, hows the mini going, no updates for ages  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 01 January 2012, 17:25
nah, still too hungover,  :laugh:

and had a daughter to move out  :cool:

but just read up on the door card removal :afro:

Quick trip to halfrauds tomorrow for a T25 bit and hopefully they be done weather permitting.  :wink:

PS, hows the mini going, no updates for ages  :rolleyes:

Good stuff :afro:

Will update the mini thread in a bit  :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Bellend on 01 January 2012, 17:26
This isn't bad in all fairness for trims etc:
http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_530627_langId_-1_categoryId_165572
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 06 January 2012, 20:32
This isn't bad in all fairness for trims etc:
http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_530627_langId_-1_categoryId_165572

link didnt work before but does now, looks good, with trade it should be a good buy, muchos.



And i thought the car had broken itself again,


clicked thru 575 miles



 and the fuel gauge hadnt hit red


and the light hadnt come on  :shocked:

but alas, 2 miles later and it did,  still not bad from a lardy vauxhall  :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 06 January 2012, 21:07
Make a nice tow car Chuff MK1 on the back :cool: :cool:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 14 January 2012, 08:38
well it made it thru Friday 13th without issue  :laugh:

shame it had a VERY close encounter with a hedge this week  :cry:  It has some unwanted stripes down the side  :rolleyes:

on the positive side, I picked up 2 part worn goodyears, with 5mm of tread, for Sweet F A  :cool: gotta love lease car tyre change policies  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Bellend on 14 January 2012, 11:35
well it made it thru Friday 13th without issue  :laugh:

shame it had a VERY close encounter with a hedge this week  :cry:  It has some unwanted stripes down the side  :rolleyes:

on the positive side, I picked up 2 part worn goodyears, with 5mm of tread, for Sweet F A  :cool: gotta love lease car tyre change policies  :laugh:

Something about Friday 13th good for tyres? You do have £30 quid on me tho. :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 17 January 2012, 19:23
well the first part of the next modification has been purchased

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/22f11072.jpg)

next up the expensive bits  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 17 January 2012, 20:16
Nice  :cool: :cool:

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 17 January 2012, 20:32
A dog cage eh? Dogs can be expensive if you buy a big one.

Nick
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 17 January 2012, 20:41
A dog cage eh? Dogs can be expensive if you buy a big one.

Nick

Poodle FTW  :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 17 January 2012, 21:02
 :grin:

That's my return parts cage  :lipsrsealed:

Now anyone recommend a custom exhaust place near me
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 17 January 2012, 21:17
:grin:

That's my return parts cage  :lipsrsealed:

Now anyone recommend a custom exhaust place near me

Ask Rhyso what the name of the place he used they were spot on - not sure if its a national company though  :undecided:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 17 January 2012, 21:19
cheers rich, sure he will see this and post.  :wink:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: dazzawest1987 on 17 January 2012, 22:24
:grin:

That's my return parts cage  :lipsrsealed:

Now anyone recommend a custom exhaust place near me

wherebouts are you? powerflow in slough have always been good for me, if thats not to far for you (i assume you havent moved yet)
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 17 January 2012, 22:25
cheers dazza :afro:

heard that name on the veccie forum too
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Rhyso on 18 January 2012, 10:16
:grin:

That's my return parts cage  :lipsrsealed:

Now anyone recommend a custom exhaust place near me

Ask Rhyso what the name of the place he used they were spot on - not sure if its a national company though  :undecided:

Sadly not but if you fancy a trip down to Cardiff then I will recommend ProSpeed :afro:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Len on 18 January 2012, 12:15
Chuff do you need help with Googling again?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 20 January 2012, 20:03
no thanks len.

couldnt justify the expense of a custom system,

then up pops

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/KGrHqVHJ8E7uG9ofBPFDzY6zQ60_12.jpg)

 :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Rhyso on 20 January 2012, 21:22
tidy  :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 20 January 2012, 22:46
so i can give a more distributed smoke cloud  :evil:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Guy on 20 January 2012, 22:49
no thanks len.

couldnt justify the expense of a custom system,

then up pops

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/KGrHqVHJ8E7uG9ofBPFDzY6zQ60_12.jpg)

 :cool:

lovely jubbly!!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 21 January 2012, 09:10
hopefully, and then to get it fitted at work for free will be even better  :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 January 2012, 19:07
 :huh:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/e2b1b3e6.jpg)

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 25 January 2012, 19:12
New coat stand?  :laugh:

Well is it fitted yet?   :grin:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 January 2012, 19:13
no, only came today, and work is a tad manic at the moment  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Guy on 25 January 2012, 19:38
:huh:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/e2b1b3e6.jpg)

 :laugh:

bring out the gimp...
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 25 January 2012, 19:45
That's shady in there?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 25 January 2012, 19:48
 :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 27 January 2012, 19:45
That's shady in there?

sat on the floor and unwrapped it yesterday nick when i was stuck on the kitchen floor  :lipsrsealed:

I can confirm, no shady.

And it will hopefully be fitted tomorrow.  :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 27 January 2012, 19:54
That's shady in there?

sat on the floor and unwrapped it yesterday nick when i was stuck on the kitchen floor  :lipsrsealed:

I can confirm, no shady.

And it will hopefully be fitted tomorrow.  :cool:

 :cool: Dont forget the pics.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 12:24
well its all done

the jigsaw puzzle pieces.

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/53396ebb.jpg)

old system came off easily,

then we hit the BIGGEST  problem of the day, the bumper trim, what a TeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT of a job to get that off,

so in the end i got it off the easy way

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/448db945.jpg)

then the new ( but old ) system went on, a breeze, but it was a genuine system which helped

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/86703595.jpg)

and back on the floor, dual smoke machine functional test carried out

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/7189b22c.jpg)

 :smiley:

Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Steve_PD on 28 January 2012, 14:19
looking good chuff :cool: :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: bobbarley on 28 January 2012, 14:24
Improvement  :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 15:20
looking good chuff :cool: :cool:

yep, looks much better  :wink:

Improvement  :smiley:

:afro:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: barrym381 on 28 January 2012, 15:31
looking good chuff :cool: :cool:

yep, looks much better  :wink:

Improvement  :smiley:

:afro:
u got vxr rims on it yet chuff  :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Rhyso on 28 January 2012, 15:41
Tidy  :cool:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Horney on 28 January 2012, 15:47
Looks good mate.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 15:49
u got vxr rims on it yet chuff  :smiley:

not a chance, they crack, OFTEN  :shocked:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: barrym381 on 28 January 2012, 15:54
u got vxr rims on it yet chuff  :smiley:

not a chance, they crack, OFTEN  :shocked:
never had a problem with them on my estate vectra in the 16mth i had it an the roads up here are sh**e :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 15:56
19" snowflakes are made of cheese from what i have seen on the veccie forum, and from the MOT  guys at work finding cracks in them  :shocked:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: barrym381 on 28 January 2012, 15:58
19" snowflakes are made of cheese from what i have seen on the veccie forum, and from the MOT  guys at work finding cracks in them  :shocked:
do they wheels from a mk5 astra 888 fit the vectra :smiley:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 16:00
do be fair barry, going from 195/50-15 t0 215/50-17s i am  :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: at the price difference, without going upto 19s  :cry:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: barrym381 on 28 January 2012, 16:05
do be fair barry, going from 195/50-15 t0 215/50-17s i am  :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: at the price difference, without going upto 19s  :cry:
was 18s on the triple 8 mk5 with 235/40 18 an i agree the tyres were expensive
(http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc419/barrym381/888.jpg)
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: richw911 on 28 January 2012, 18:10
Great stuff Chuff  :cool: :afro:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Jay on 28 January 2012, 20:03
Looks loads better with a 'small' change :afro:

PS: after 1pm OK for you tomorrow?
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 20:04
yep, text me where n when.
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Lewy on 29 January 2012, 09:46
(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/86703595.jpg)

Smoking in the workshop hey?  Health and Safety at Work act 1974...................
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 29 January 2012, 09:47
electronic ciggie lewy, some people will try owt to give up  :laugh:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Lewy on 29 January 2012, 09:50
Hahaha, I've got a bloke smoking one of those plastic tampons whilst working.  Don't think he realises how much of a c0ck he looks!
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: JC on 29 January 2012, 09:58
saw some bloke having a right go at someone in a pub for having one,  :shocked: :laugh:

and getting up earlier is bad for my wallet, just been looking at replacement rims  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Successful roadtrip - not so sucessful purchase !
Post by: Guy on 29 January 2012, 11:41
so the gimp exhaust is fitted... looks  :cool:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 01 February 2012, 19:53
fooking things has gone wrong,






 :rolleyes:















again











 :rolleyes:


rear number plate light has failed  :laugh:

best book it into work tomorrow  :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 01 February 2012, 21:59
 :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 01 February 2012, 21:59
tis not funny rich, the reg plate is filthy, might just remove the other bulb too  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 01 February 2012, 22:02
tis not funny rich, the reg plate is filthy, might just remove the other bulb too  :laugh:

 :laugh:  that number plate would look better on another car.......... :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 02 February 2012, 14:17
All fixed . 22 pence  :shocked:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Guy on 02 February 2012, 14:42
All fixed . 22 pence  :shocked:

they make you pay for a bulb?  :huh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 02 February 2012, 15:24
All fixed . 22 pence  :shocked:

they make you pay for a bulb?  :huh:

 :laugh: Gits
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 02 February 2012, 18:43
All fixed . 22 pence  :shocked:

they make you pay for a bulb?  :huh:

everything is accounted for, so yes  :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Guy on 02 February 2012, 20:36
All fixed . 22 pence  :shocked:

they make you pay for a bulb?  :huh:

everything is accounted for, so yes  :smiley:

just like it was in the RAF?  :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 02 February 2012, 20:36
All fixed . 22 pence  :shocked:

they make you pay for a bulb?  :huh:

everything is accounted for, so yes  :smiley:

just like it was in the RAF?  :grin:

i had an accounting account in the RAF  :lipsrsealed: :wink:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 08:36
well i nearly pooped mesen at 2am, god does this thing leave a twin trail from the exhaust when its cold engine wise and fookin freezing outside

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/efd75752.jpg)

 :shocked:

Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: dan_apps on 11 February 2012, 10:34
minus 10 :shocked: :shocked:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 12:12
took the old girl to a local meet,

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/DSCF4479.jpg)

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/DSCF4478.jpg)


not a bad turn out for ya a breakfast meet and natter, 13 cars, and this is just a south central meet, better than we get at most big shows  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: SoundillusioN on 11 February 2012, 12:15
well i nearly pooped mesen at 2am, god does this thing leave a twin trail from the exhaust when its cold engine wise and fookin freezing outside

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/efd75752.jpg)

 :shocked:



Fook me that's cold!... Thought it was bad enough where I was...
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Horney on 11 February 2012, 17:42
Impressive turnout. Makes you wonder about the dub scene sometimes, maybe it's too many shows/meets that's the problem? Got the mx5 on the club stand at Japfest and we have 56 cars on the stand and 76 members in attendance!!!!!

Nick
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 17:49
purely a vectra c and signum forum too  :huh:

they have regional sections, this is south central.  :lipsrsealed:

but the breakfast is worth travelling for, as steve rhyso and cookie will confirm :afro:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Guy on 11 February 2012, 17:53
purely a vectra c and signum forum too  :huh:

they have regional sections, this is south central.  :lipsrsealed:

but the breakfast is worth travelling for, as steve rhyso and cookie will confirm :afro:

its less than 5 minutes from you... i'd hardly call that travelling!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 17:55
 :rolleyes: i didnt mean me, one lad came up from southampton  :tongue:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Guy on 11 February 2012, 18:03
:rolleyes: i didnt mean me, one lad came up from southampton  :tongue:

thats a long way to go for breakfast!!
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 18:13
:rolleyes: i didnt mean me, one lad came up from southampton  :tongue:

thats a long way to go for breakfast!!

to be fair, it was an excuse to take the Vxr out  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Horney on 11 February 2012, 18:18
I was supposed ot be going to Silverstone for Breakfast tomorrow for the Pistonheads Sunday Service but it's been postponed until March. Always worth getting up early for a petrolhead breakfast.

Nick
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: archie837 on 11 February 2012, 18:43
Fox's diner? OM nom nom nom
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 18:46
Fox's diner? OM nom nom nom

formally known as yes  :wink:

I was supposed ot be going to Silverstone for Breakfast tomorrow for the Pistonheads Sunday Service but it's been postponed until March. Always worth getting up early for a petrolhead breakfast.

Nick

Cos its a bit cold, all the fair weather owners didnt wanna get the cars all dirty ?

 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Horney on 11 February 2012, 18:49
Nah, Silverstone H&S peeps pulled the plug sadly.

Nick
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 18:51
 :shocked: :rolleyes: fooking sad state of affairs.

h cafe put cones out to keep an area just for us  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 11 February 2012, 18:54
mmmm H's breakie, wouldn't mind having one when am not seriously hung over.. :lipsrsealed:
Did you have the big un Chuff?
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 11 February 2012, 19:00
you need to ask steve  :grin: :laugh:

just like

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/IMG_0096.jpg)

 :smug:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Jay on 11 February 2012, 19:06
I thought there was an extraordinary large number of Vectras when I drove past there this morning  :grin: and there weren't that many when I did go past too, I did think it had something to do with you as well  :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 12 March 2012, 14:17
Booked it in Again  :rolleyes:  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Horney on 12 March 2012, 15:29
What you done to it now?
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 12 March 2012, 19:59
Well it would seem the old girl has had a slight issue since I have had her  :lipsrsealed:

and I put it down to being a diesel and taking ages to warm up, circa 8-9 miles.  :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

but the thermostat hasnt been fully closing for a fair while going by the marks inside  :huh:

and had then failed fully open on satdee.  :rolleyes:

So today I had a new one fitted, some nice fresh anti freeze, and they even fixed the seeping from the bleed point :afro:

Bang goes this months overtime money  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Guy on 12 March 2012, 20:31
Well it would seem the old girl has had a slight issue since I have had her  :lipsrsealed:

and I put it down to being a diesel and taking ages to warm up, circa 8-9 miles.  :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

but the thermostat hasnt been fully closing for a fair while going by the marks inside  :huh:

and had then failed fully open on satdee.  :rolleyes:

So today I had a new one fitted, some nice fresh anti freeze, and they even fixed the seeping from the bleed point :afro:

Bang goes this months overtime money  :grin: :laugh:

at least it is sorted  :cool:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 23 March 2012, 19:23
proved a soot chucker have leave a perfect 11's for about 30 foot down the road  :lipsrsealed:

might need some new tyres Tomorrow  :embarassed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: justalex81 on 01 April 2012, 11:47
doesn't it have abs?
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: dom on 01 April 2012, 11:51
Knowing Chuff, I'm guessing the 11's were caused by a rather enthusiastic burst of acceleration, rather than stamping on the brakes :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 01 April 2012, 13:11
Yet more front near side corner damage  :rolleyes:

Pheasant at cruising speeds on the a34 this morning

Mrs chuff and daughter not impressed as I was laughing so much as the car behind was covered in the blood n guts sprayed out the back of mine  :laugh:  .
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 02 April 2012, 22:43
planned its route for the easter weekend, lets hope i can get fuel  :lipsrsealed:

597 miles  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 April 2012, 18:33
Turbo has got VERY whistlely today  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 16 April 2012, 18:39
Turbo has got VERY whistlely today  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:

 :shocked:  :lipsrsealed:

Cheap for you though  :wink:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 April 2012, 18:55
Turbo has got VERY whistlely today  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:

 :shocked:  :lipsrsealed:

Cheap for you though  :wink:

alas no, well cheaper, but not that cheap  :cry:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 16 April 2012, 19:03
Want to stop booting it everywhere :lipsrsealed: :kiss:

The spend on this is catching my mk4 up :lipsrsealed: :grin: :sad:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 April 2012, 19:05
erm, its bad steve, but it aint THAT bad  :kiss:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Jay on 16 April 2012, 19:08
bugger :sad: have you had a quote from your work?
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 April 2012, 19:17
had the quote from the day after it had the dmf done  :lipsrsealed:

 :laugh: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Jay on 16 April 2012, 19:19
Is it not something you can do yourself? You're pretty handy with a spanner and hammer  :wink:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 April 2012, 19:22
its gotta last til June, so i got everything crossed  :lipsrsealed:

Just the May Day weekend away to North Wales to consider   :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: nealey on 16 April 2012, 19:35
Is it definately the turbo and not one of the v belt rollers? I know someone who changed the turbo on their vectra for what turned out to be a £30 roller! Worth a look!
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 April 2012, 19:37
Oh this is deffo the turbo,  6 vauxhall fitters have all driven / repaired / mot'd / replaced bits on it.   :wink:

Its the turbo  :evil:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Jay on 16 April 2012, 19:41
Hopefully it lasts longer than then, eh? Fingers crossed!
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 19 April 2012, 19:35
gave it a day off   :grin: , lickle day out for the golf  :cool:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Len on 19 April 2012, 22:56
Turbos eh? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 20 April 2012, 07:10
vauxhalls in general i would say len  :laugh: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 23 April 2012, 20:34
still whistling,  :lipsrsealed:

least I can play tunes with it in traffic  :laugh: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 23 April 2012, 20:36
still whistling,  :lipsrsealed:

least I can play tunes with it in traffic  :laugh: :grin:

 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 23 April 2012, 20:39
BOOM BOOM POW

Let me map the sooty chucker and you'll have some clattering to go with your whistling  :evil: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 23 April 2012, 20:40
Its fine mine whistles and the turbo is only 20k old
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 23 April 2012, 20:41
BOOM BOOM POW

Let me map the sooty chucker and you'll have some clattering to go with your whistling  :evil: :laugh: :laugh:

 :laugh: :grin:  can i blame you then >?
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 23 April 2012, 20:41
Its fine mine whistles and the turbo is only 20k old

will take you out in it steve, its bad now  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 23 April 2012, 20:42
BOOM BOOM POW

Let me map the sooty chucker and you'll have some clattering to go with your whistling  :evil: :laugh: :laugh:

 :laugh: :grin:  can i blame you then >?

Nope; I don't write the maps  :lipsrsealed: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 23 April 2012, 20:44
Its fine mine whistles and the turbo is only 20k old

will take you out in it steve, its bad now  :lipsrsealed:

Just do what I do and turn the radio up a few clicks :lipsrsealed: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 23 April 2012, 20:46
Its fine mine whistles and the turbo is only 20k old

will take you out in it steve, its bad now  :lipsrsealed:

Just do what I do and turn the radio up a few clicks :lipsrsealed: :laugh:

ITS ON FULL ALREADY   :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 23 April 2012, 20:46
Can you play this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3vgl02sglI
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 23 April 2012, 20:48
Get a iPod as well and then turn the radio up on full
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 23 April 2012, 20:49
Can you play this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3vgl02sglI

no, but i can do a great polis siren  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 23 April 2012, 20:54
PPE - ear protectors for the noise, mask for the soot  :kiss:  :grin:

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/richw911/earmask.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 23 April 2012, 22:06
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 12 May 2012, 14:58
took it to north wales - got 50+ mpg  :smug:

put it in the hedge, again, added to the nearside scratches  :rolleyes:

priced up a towbar  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 12 May 2012, 20:21
took it to north wales - got 50+ mpg  :smug:

put it in the hedge, again, added to the nearside scratches  :rolleyes:

priced up a towbar  :lipsrsealed:



Getting a track car?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 14 May 2012, 18:51
well if the bungalow i am viewing on satdee is suitable, then the vectra could be going  :huh:

its 3 miles from work, so the golf will become the daily  :shocked:

and the vectra money will be buying me a toy  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Seanl on 14 May 2012, 22:35
Well it is a Vauxhall, so it'll be another Lego toy then!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Jay on 14 May 2012, 23:03
A new toy?  :lipsrsealed:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201219469359227/sort/default/usedcars/fuel-type/petrol/model/m5/make/bmw/radius/1501/page/1/postcode/ox100pj?logcode=p

Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 14 May 2012, 23:08
Well it is a Vauxhall, so it'll be another Lego toy then!  :laugh:

nah, already bought the next lego one  :grin:

Jay, wont be buying german next.  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Jay on 14 May 2012, 23:11
Is there anything else?  :shocked:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 24 May 2012, 16:43
oooooooooooo,   :huh: :undecided:


the whistling noise of the turdbo has now been joined by what can only be described as a whine of a supercharger  :shocked:

shame my car doesnt have one  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 24 May 2012, 16:45
BOOM BOOM POWWWWWWWWWW!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 24 May 2012, 16:47
turbo search has begun, as the daily commute has just been extended for 12 months  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: dan_apps on 24 May 2012, 20:00
you and Rhys should start thinking about a name for your exclusive 'kill the turbo' club now :shocked:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: justalex81 on 24 May 2012, 21:35
isn't this is meant to be a project thread. It's more like a "lets see how quickly i can replace everything on it without improving it" thread?

Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 24 May 2012, 21:52
i am improving it, i have lightened it, not much but there is a bit less paint  all down the passenger side now  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 24 May 2012, 21:53
you and Rhys should start thinking about a name for your exclusive 'kill the turbo' club now :shocked:

compared to your kill the golf club you mean  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 25 May 2012, 18:05
its not the Turbo  :cool:

its summat to do with a lot of stuff I have had changed.

So in the mean time, i have a Works Combo 1.3 CDTi to rock about in  :cool:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 25 May 2012, 18:06
its not the Turbo  :cool:

its summat to do with a lot of stuff I have had changed.

So in the mean time, i have a Works Combo 1.3 CDTi to rock about in  :cool:

Don't thrash the combo too much  :wink:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 25 May 2012, 18:07
its fully signwritten Rich,  i driving like miss daisy ( ish )
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: richw911 on 25 May 2012, 18:09
its fully signwritten Rich,  i driving like miss daisy ( ish )

Ah nice of them to sort you with that  :cool:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 25 May 2012, 18:17
it was that or a bog standard 1.8 petrol vectra  :sick:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 28 May 2012, 18:39
well, 3 minutes on the ramp and the problem is resolved.

Not the Turbo  :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

not the alternator thats under warranty  :rolleyes:

not the tensioner thats under warranty  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:

not the belt  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:

but the bottom idler pulley,  :sick:

15 minutes later and £30 for the pulley and I am back to just my whistling turbo and no supercharger whine  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: justalex81 on 28 May 2012, 19:53
so what do we reckon the problems gonna be next week?  :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 28 May 2012, 20:09
next week  :huh:

your hoping, 4 days left of this week  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: justalex81 on 28 May 2012, 21:00
next week  :huh:

your hoping, 4 days left of this week  :laugh:

 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 28 May 2012, 21:50
 :wink: put it this way, if this was a dub, the Vauxhall lads would be fcuked.

parts on tap, nadda.

and as i am going to be sticking 1200+ miles a month on it, its suiting its purpose very well  :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 22 June 2012, 16:42
well the Old girl was taken out by someone who knows diesels well.  :lipsrsealed:

and a :afro: was forthcoming  :grin:

Seems for a Lardy old Git she goes well, and doesnt smoke like his mk4  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 22 June 2012, 20:39
Remap time  :lipsrsealed: :evil:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 22 June 2012, 20:49
Followed by kaboom  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 29 June 2012, 22:26
well the old lardar$e made it over to the IOW

and got foooooooking filthy  :rolleyes:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/8d39ce0b.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 19:31
the " slight " occasional bang has progressed to a loud clunk on a regular basis.

so on the ramp it went again  :rolleyes:

£3.24 later and a NEVER ordered part at out place is on order and shall be here monday 

we have done loads of rear outer anti roll bar bushes, but never inners  :lipsrsealed:

it would seem I have been " Using " the lardy soot chucker  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 13 July 2012, 20:35
Boi haz skilz
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 20:38
aye, least my bills are getting smaller as ownership goes on.

Next up - Towbar  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 13 July 2012, 20:40
mmm bike rack....
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 13 July 2012, 20:44
mmm bike rack....

Im thinking VAG recovery service
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 20:48
mmm bike rack....

fook off  :rolleyes:


mmm bike rack....

Im thinking VAG recovery service

 :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 13 July 2012, 20:50
how many suitcases can you fit in your boot?
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 20:52
how many suitcases can you fit in your boot?

wtf, u posh cnut, suitcase  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 13 July 2012, 21:27
Bike travel case, same size as a suitcase....seeing as you don't want a bike rack on the back.... :tongue:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 21:30
you can fcuk off with the bike idea - unless its good for autobahn speed limits  :evil:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 13 July 2012, 21:31
Thats why I ask about suitcases, how many you get in the boot
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 21:36
fcuk knows - do i look like a suitcase kinda person  :tongue:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Martz on 13 July 2012, 21:50
fcuk knows - do i look like a suitcase kinda person  :tongue:

More of a rucksack person I would say.  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 13 July 2012, 21:53
fcuk knows - do i look like a suitcase kinda person  :tongue:

More of a rucksack person I would say.  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin:

steady,  but i was thinking bin bags  :grin:

Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Martz on 13 July 2012, 22:13
fcuk knows - do i look like a suitcase kinda person  :tongue:

More of a rucksack person I would say.  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin:

steady,  but i was thinking bin bags  :grin:



Need to careful with bin bags, it would look like the Mrs is chucking you out.  :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 14 July 2012, 17:40
how many suitcases can you fit in your boot?

dunno, you tell me

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/588a47f1.jpg)

 :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 14 July 2012, 17:48
Thats alright my bike case and everyone else can have bin bags.... :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 16 July 2012, 18:42
it would seem vectra dont fly well,  :rolleyes: or maybe it was the landing . . . .. . .. 


(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/3e9e37ea.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Gavv8 on 16 July 2012, 20:04
Natural position for a vauxhall.. :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 22 July 2012, 20:12
1000 miles for the last 8 days - cant fault the old girl,

 a tank and 3/4s of fuel and a fcuk load of dead flies  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 22 July 2012, 20:23
100 miles for the last 8 days - cant fault the old girl,

 a tank and 3/4s of fuel and a fcuk load of dead flies  :laugh:

Seems like a bag of shyte with that milage and fuel usage if you ask me.
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 22 July 2012, 20:24
 :rolleyes:

 :lipsrsealed:


 :kiss:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Steve_PD on 22 July 2012, 20:39
100 miles for the last 8 days - cant fault the old girl,

 a tank and 3/4s of fuel and a fcuk load of dead flies  :laugh:

Seems like a bag of shyte with that milage and fuel usage if you ask me.

 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 06 August 2012, 20:40
well if your " liberated " goodies wont fit in ya mates van  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:

have it hanging out ya arse instead  :laugh: :grin:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/2f76cd17.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: Rhyso on 06 August 2012, 20:56
Did you buy that ebay item??
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker.
Post by: JC on 10 August 2012, 18:39
Did you buy that ebay item??

Nope



But it had to happen  :huh:













people have been waiting for it to happen  :lipsrsealed:

























and today it Happened

work was quiet

 so i used up all my T break time I havent taken this week and  :undecided:


I washed the Vectra  :laugh: :grin: :kiss:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/0787772d.jpg)

 :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - it had to happen, Page 29
Post by: mumbles on 11 August 2012, 14:54
Holy Sh!?, It's silver. Who knew. haha  :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - it had to happen, Page 29
Post by: JC on 11 August 2012, 19:52
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - it had to happen, Page 29
Post by: Steve_PD on 11 August 2012, 19:56
Come do mine if you want :wink:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - it had to happen, Page 29
Post by: JC on 11 August 2012, 20:00
bring it up then  :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - it had to happen, Page 29
Post by: JC on 24 August 2012, 20:22
Well its a year this weekend  :shocked: since I called Rhyso and sent him to look at the Vectra for me  :laugh:

and despite one LARGE issue,  :rolleyes: and a few minors it has served me VERY well.  :cool:

 infact it has served me BEYOND my own estimations  :lipsrsealed:

I nearly replaced it this week  :evil: with an identical one, but 2 years younger and a third of the miles, but alas it was too pricey even with the boss giving me a deal on mine. that said, mine " in trade " is only 500 less than what I paid for this 12 months ago  :smiley:

So, 100k will be seen tomorrow on my way to Telford, a towbar will be going on next month and some new tyres before it goes to the Ring in October  :evil:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: JC on 24 August 2012, 21:54
oh and it would seem it was silver vectra day at work today


(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/Untitled-9.jpg)

 :grin:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: Steve_PD on 24 August 2012, 22:09
1 year bloody hell doesnt time fly!!! Wasnt a bad buy TBH :smiley:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: JC on 26 August 2012, 22:32
1 year bloody hell doesnt time fly!!! Wasnt a bad buy TBH :smiley:

Aye, so was quite fitting when this happened a year to the day since I bought it

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/3677712B-BFD6-4DF9-B52D-52C7B42A4602-119-0000003AE77D19E4.jpg)

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: justalex81 on 27 August 2012, 12:20
1 year bloody hell doesnt time fly!!! Wasnt a bad buy TBH :smiley:

Aye, so was quite fitting when this happened a year to the day since I bought it

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/3677712B-BFD6-4DF9-B52D-52C7B42A4602-119-0000003AE77D19E4.jpg)

 :laugh:

the speedo got stuck did it? common on the vectras  :laugh:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: Steve_PD on 27 August 2012, 12:59
Surprised its stuck at 70 knowing who much of a lead foot Chuffs got...
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: JC on 27 August 2012, 13:19
Surprised its stuck at 70 knowing who much of a lead foot Chuffs got...

that was yesterdays sedate journey home - for obvious reasons  :laugh: :grin: :sick:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: Steve_PD on 27 August 2012, 13:20
 :grin: :grin: :grin: Done a few of them :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: JC on 07 September 2012, 20:50
bunny rabbits x 2 to be added to the kill list  :sick:
Title: Re: Anniversary Lardy Vauxhall Soot Chucker - , Page 30
Post by: JC on 09 September 2012, 15:13
thought it best to actually check this over as its off on a little trip to the Fatherland  :shocked:

it might even have a trip round a little known toll road too  :lipsrsealed:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/vectlc.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: Rhyso on 09 September 2012, 15:15
You refitted the slicks??  :huh: :evil: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: JC on 09 September 2012, 15:26
slick fronts have gone to the rear, really slick rears on the front  :grin: :laugh:

new tyres are in the boot ready for free fitment on monday - gotta love camskills - £130 a pair for Falkens  :smug:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: JC on 21 September 2012, 06:29
free towbar - its good to rant at ya boss  :whistle:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: Guy on 21 September 2012, 09:43
free towbar - its good to rant at ya boss  :whistle:

how come?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 September 2012, 15:44
how come?

Because if you're Chuff and you rant at your boss, you get a free towbar.

Duh.
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: Guy on 21 September 2012, 16:00
how come?

Because if you're Chuff and you rant at your boss, you get a free towbar.

Duh.

well how bizarre  :huh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker is off on a trip- Page 31
Post by: JC on 21 September 2012, 19:14
free towbar - its good to rant at ya boss  :whistle:

how come?

how come what ?

1, I want a towbar

B, I rant at my boss

iii, it was free

 :undecided:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker has towbar
Post by: JC on 06 October 2012, 20:37
415 miles

4 country's

And just over 1/2 A tank of fuel  :wink:

Job done  :cool:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker has towbar
Post by: JC on 09 October 2012, 19:55
1003 miles for the 4 days, 57.1 mpg on the way down  :cool:

needs a fooking good clean now  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker has towbar
Post by: Guy on 10 October 2012, 08:29
1003 miles for the 4 days, 57.1 mpg on the way down  :cool:

needs a fooking good clean now  :laugh:

know anyone that can clean it?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker has towbar
Post by: JC on 10 October 2012, 10:07
Gotta get it thru its mot first  :whistle:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker has towbar
Post by: Guy on 10 October 2012, 18:55
Gotta get it thru its mot first  :whistle:

shouldn't be a problem at your place!  :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker has towbar
Post by: JC on 11 October 2012, 08:09
 :whistle: it would seem I have a noticeable amount of blue smoke on start up  :lipsrsealed:

Not what I wanted to hear when I got to work this morning  :cry:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 11 October 2012, 08:34
Not the howling turbo?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: JC on 11 October 2012, 08:59
 :cry: could well be  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Horney on 11 October 2012, 10:52
Should have bought a Rover. :grin:

Hope it's nothing expensive bud. :cool:

Nick
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: JC on 11 October 2012, 11:43
Well it's getting mot'd as I type  :laugh:

Lets see how it smokes during the test  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: JC on 11 October 2012, 11:45
Sat in the viewing area - beats working  :laugh:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/8F92854B-1BF4-466E-8484-2C3163657668-845-0000017305A78454.jpg)
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: barrym381 on 11 October 2012, 12:28
Should have bought a Rover. :grin:

Hope it's nothing expensive bud. :cool:

Nick
would ask wayne about that 1  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: JC on 11 October 2012, 12:51
Should have bought a Rover. :grin:

Hope it's nothing expensive bud. :cool:

Nick
would ask wayne about that 1  :grin: :grin:

 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Rhyso on 11 October 2012, 13:14
So what's the verdict?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: JC on 11 October 2012, 13:38
 :whistle:

It passed  :lipsrsealed:

3 advisories, undertray, rear brakes worn and slight brake inbalance

And the smoke test was well under the limits  :huh:

Will have to keep an eye on the smoke for a while   :undecided:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Guy on 11 October 2012, 14:40
:whistle:

It passed  :lipsrsealed:

3 advisories, undertray, rear brakes worn and slight brake inbalance

And the smoke test was well under the limits  :huh:

Will have to keep an eye on the smoke for a while   :undecided:

excellent.. well done that man!

at least you don't have to go far to get any work done! :D
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Horney on 11 October 2012, 15:16
Good news!

I can't wait to put the Golf in for an MOT. I'm expecting the failure and advisory list to be printed on a whole roll of toilet paper. :grin:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Diamond Hell on 11 October 2012, 16:47
I can't wait to put the Golf in for an MOT.

Got a date for that?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - have I finally killed the turbo ? !
Post by: Horney on 11 October 2012, 17:11
Not really no. It goes in for paint in the first week of November. After that it depends how long it takes me to put it all back together after discovering I've lost bits :grin: (Which reminds me I need to pick up the windscreen and get some fuel lines)

Before Christmas is the plan so I can get in any parts required and use the time off work to get it through a retest (Depending on how badly it fails). Sprint, Solo and Hillclimb season kicks off mid March so that is the ultimate deadline for it being back on the road and ready to compete. It would also mark 12 months since I took it to bits.
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - too dirty to be parked at work !
Post by: JC on 25 October 2012, 20:06
seems the car is a tad dirty  :whistle:

was suggested I washed it  :whistle: :whistle:

i said right after I have had a shave and cut my hair  :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - too dirty to be parked at work !
Post by: Guy on 26 October 2012, 12:02
seems the car is a tad dirty  :whistle:

was suggested I washed it  :whistle: :whistle:

i said right after I have had a shave and cut my hair  :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

 :laugh:

to be honest i wouldn't wash it either with that mitt that you showed me earlier in the week!
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - too dirty to be parked at work !
Post by: JC on 26 October 2012, 16:58
Tis ok - I jet washed the wash MIT  :grin:

Cleaned the car too, well the headlights  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - wannabe 4x4
Post by: JC on 27 October 2012, 20:00
little trip to silverstone,  :cool:

goes places it shouldnt,  :huh:

apparently it wasnt a road, it was a rough footpath  :laugh:

now makes noises it shouldnt  :lipsrsealed: :whistle:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 10 November 2012, 15:46
its all Rhyso's fault  :laugh:

a little box of trickery is in the post  :whistle:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Guy on 12 November 2012, 19:50
its all Rhyso's fault  :laugh:

a little box of trickery is in the post  :whistle:

which does what?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Steve_PD on 12 November 2012, 20:19
Makes it go KKKKKKAAAAABBBBBOOOOOMMMMMBBBBBB :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 12 November 2012, 20:20
 :laugh:

 :whistle:

 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Dave_IOW on 12 November 2012, 20:45
Makes it go KKKKKKAAAAABBBBBOOOOOMMMMMBBBBBB :lipsrsealed:

:grin:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Rhyso on 12 November 2012, 20:46
its all Rhyso's fault  :laugh:

a little box of trickery is in the post  :whistle:

Ha you bought this so you couldnt say it was my fault!!!  :tongue: :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 12 November 2012, 20:49
its all Rhyso's fault  :laugh:

a little box of trickery is in the post  :whistle:

Ha you bought this so you couldnt say it was my fault!!!  :tongue: :laugh:

Oh yes  :laugh:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: shepgti on 12 November 2012, 21:16
Something ecu related??
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 09:44
Well that's the barge  :sick: again

Diagnosed by the end of the morning cuppa

Parts ordered and on the van for delivery by 8:05am and will be slotted in this avo  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Diamond Hell on 19 November 2012, 09:56
What a sickly child.
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 10:17
Tis ok though ! Under warranty to no charge  :smug:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Rhyso on 19 November 2012, 10:21
Thought your turbo had gone pop for a moment then  :lipsrsealed:

Did you fit that box of tricks?
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 10:25
Nah - that's still whistling away  :laugh:

And no  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Guy on 19 November 2012, 11:08
whats wrong with it then?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 12:05
Thermostat is stuck open ! So won't get warm even on my journey to work !

Been playing up since the Germany trip but this morning temp gauge didn't move above 70

Quick tech2 and new parts ordered under warranty - which is nice  :smiley:
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: Diamond Hell on 19 November 2012, 12:06
That's about as winning as a Vauxhall can get.
Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 12:09
Just proves I made the right choice for a daily that It can be diagnosed and fixed cheaply and easily at work  :wink:

Title: Re: Lardy soot chucker - bought it a box of tricks
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 16:44
Seems old whistler the turbo is a tad worse for wear  :lipsrsealed:

Infact it's very  :sick:

Spooling up with car say on idle is not good  :whistle:

Still - estimate for replacement was as bad as expected  :grin:

Just gotta tell the wife chrimbo is cancelled  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 19 November 2012, 19:03
I love the fact that despite the amount of failures you have had with this car you still defend it as being a wise purchase because you can get it fixed quickly at work.... If it was any other situation....  :whistle: :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 19 November 2012, 19:18
if it was a mk3 it would have long since been scrapped yes.  :whistle:

and its not had an easy life with me to be fair  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Guy on 20 November 2012, 20:55
i've seen the way he drives it  :evil: :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 20 November 2012, 21:11
You didn't see how it was drove on the twisty German roads....!!! :lipsrsealed: :grin: :grin: :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 20 November 2012, 21:16
oh hark at all the driving miss daisys  :whistle:

Replacement for this could be in the making, just gotta decide on selling up the G2 to fund it  :shocked:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 November 2012, 00:14
You didn't see how it was drove on the twisty German roads....!!!

I did.

More than that I HEARD how it was being driven on German roads.

Passat don't make noises like that.  Thankfully it can get away from the nasty noises, by going fasterer.

Or out on track.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: danny_p on 21 November 2012, 00:29
why not just get it overhauled or fit a 2nd hand one       tis only a vhauxhall
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Len on 21 November 2012, 13:02
Sell the Vauxhall?

Chuff not have a car in this section?

Whatever next!
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 21 November 2012, 13:32
Thomas - bite me  :kiss:

Danny - I can get a new one cheaper than refurb  :wink:

Len - who said the replacement would be a dub ?
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 November 2012, 13:51
Thomas - bite me  :kiss:

I will when you're down here next.  :tongue:  :whistle:

Just get a Manta and be done with it.
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Horney on 21 November 2012, 20:38
(http://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/26701/282566-medium-L.jpg)

(http://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/26701/282564-medium-L.jpg)

(http://images.pistonheads.com/nimg/26701/282569-medium-L.jpg)
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 November 2012, 20:50
Duh, that's an Opel.

Chuff has a Vauxhall.

And it's a Vectra, not a little Ashtray GTC

And someone might actually take that on the 'ring.
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 21 November 2012, 21:08
thats uglier than the standard GTC, and thats saying summat  :laugh:

and as was proven the next day, I am jinxed,  :whistle:

didnt get to do a full interrupted lap in any vehicle  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 21 November 2012, 21:09
Just get a Manta and be done with it.

been a long time since I had some RWD fun  :evil: last one was a limited edition Capri.

left the factory as 2l, was a 1.5l when I had it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Len on 22 November 2012, 12:41
Len - who said the replacement would be a dub ?

Well it wouldnt be a Peugeot! :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 22 November 2012, 14:11
Len - who said the replacement would be a dub ?

Well it wouldnt be a Peugeot! :laugh:

You haven't seen my eBay watch list then

U can get a 206 Gti very cheap these days  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 22 November 2012, 16:18
Len - who said the replacement would be a dub ?

Well it wouldnt be a Peugeot! :laugh:

You haven't seen my eBay watch list then

U can get a 206 Gti very cheap these days  :lipsrsealed:

That is because they are sh!t. People who by them shouldn't be allowed to reproduce, don't be one of those people..
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 22 November 2012, 17:01
I am long since past reproducing  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Guy on 22 November 2012, 20:48
won't speak to you if you sell your G2  :sad:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 22 November 2012, 21:05
thats ok then, might be swapping it  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Guy on 22 November 2012, 22:06
thats ok then, might be swapping it  :whistle:

u fanny  :angry:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Len on 23 November 2012, 12:28
Len - who said the replacement would be a dub ?

Well it wouldnt be a Peugeot! :laugh:

You haven't seen my eBay watch list then

U can get a 206 Gti very cheap these days  :lipsrsealed:

Now if you were looking at a 205Gti I could forgive you but not a 206!
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: Dave_IOW on 25 November 2012, 15:24
Len - who said the replacement would be a dub ?

Well it wouldnt be a Peugeot! :laugh:

You haven't seen my eBay watch list then

U can get a 206 Gti very cheap these days  :lipsrsealed:

Now if you were looking at a 205Gti I could forgive you but not a 206!

Awesome cars 205Gti's  :smiley:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 November 2012, 20:43
took it swimming today  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: danny_p on 26 November 2012, 00:18
got a turbo for an insignia today  £220 fully refurbed  got to love mates rates 
Title: Re: Old whistler has almost played its last tune ! Time for a new turbo . . . .
Post by: JC on 07 December 2012, 19:03
well old whistler is still  :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: along  :laugh:

a new noise came to light this morning, when dropping off the kerb with a set of wheels in the boot   :huh:

the towbar ground out, followed by a scraping noise as i dragged it off the kerb  :grin:

rear springs have lost there bounce, so a new set of genuine were sourced from stock at work  :evil:

but its far too cold outside, will get the lads to fit them Monday at work  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Len on 07 December 2012, 20:50
Lazy fooker! I gotta work on the Passat tomorrow! :angry:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 07 December 2012, 20:51
 :grin:  joys of fitters who like biscuits  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Len on 07 December 2012, 20:52
Hope it costs at least a whole packet of Chocolate Digestives!
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: VW BUSH on 08 December 2012, 14:15
:grin:  joys of fitters who like biscuits  :laugh:
do they like soggy biscuits? :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 December 2012, 18:32
why snap one front spring when you can snap two  :laugh: :grin:

 :rolleyes:

 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 12 December 2012, 19:42
About this car I have two words:

Trigger's broom.
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 December 2012, 19:44
claim form for council already filled in with picture of pothole which i know has been reported by numerous people yet still isnt filled in  :wink:

gotta be worth a shot  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Len on 13 December 2012, 13:10
Ah but you obviously knew it was there! :rolleyes: :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 18 December 2012, 19:02
after 6 days, 4 springs, 2 unexpected return trips into the workshop, its back on the road again  :smiley:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 18 December 2012, 19:27
And ready for e next breakdown.... :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 18 December 2012, 19:52
wont be long, box of tricks going on tomorrow  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 28 December 2012, 17:47
1200 miles over the last 9 days, still whistling  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 28 December 2012, 22:27
Time to fit the box then  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 28 December 2012, 22:29
just been moving my pennies about  :huh:

600 quid in the replace "whistler" fund  :wink:

just checking tomorrows weather  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 28 December 2012, 22:30
What you need to check the weather for?

Its a 2 minute job  :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 28 December 2012, 22:31
pop up then ............................... :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 28 December 2012, 22:34
pop up then ............................... :tongue:

Deal. You babysit and ill fit it. Just dont blame me if it goes POP  :whistle: :kiss: :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 28 December 2012, 22:39
pop up then ............................... :tongue:

Deal. You babysit and ill fit it. Just dont blame me if it goes POP  :whistle: :kiss: :laugh:

ok, i will babysit the 2 minutes it takes to fit  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 28 December 2012, 22:41
pop up then ............................... :tongue:

Deal. You babysit and ill fit it. Just dont blame me if it goes POP  :whistle: :kiss: :laugh:

ok, i will babysit the 2 minutes it takes to fit  :laugh:

Plus the travelling time  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 29 December 2012, 00:02
I said it will last till crimbo!!! It will last another year as well!! Well until you fit the box of death then boom......
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 29 December 2012, 08:52
Sounds like the box of tricks is going to sit on the shelf for quite some time, while Chuff looks at it nervously, like someone who's been given a full-strength bottle of absinthe for their birthday.
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 29 December 2012, 14:57
 :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 29 December 2012, 16:21
Kabooooooooom
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 05 January 2013, 20:46
a week and 300 miles, still whistling  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: SoundillusioN on 05 January 2013, 22:23
Have you bought a TDI-Tuning box for this or something???

Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 05 January 2013, 22:43
a week and 300 miles, still whistling  :whistle:

Must try harder then  :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 06 January 2013, 19:47
a week and 300 miles, still whistling  :whistle:

Must try harder then  :tongue:

sod off, no need to try hard now  :smug:

Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 06 January 2013, 19:48
Have you bought a TDI-Tuning box for this or something???

tdi  :shocked: TDI  :rolleyes: :shocked:

wash your mouth out, only CDTi goodness in this thread please  :tongue:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 07 January 2013, 09:10
CDTI = crappy diesel trash innit
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: SoundillusioN on 07 January 2013, 09:58
Have you bought a TDI-Tuning box for this or something???

tdi  :shocked: TDI  :rolleyes: :shocked:

wash your mouth out, only CDTi goodness in this thread please  :tongue:

 :kiss:

And that's good because?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 08 January 2013, 19:00
CDTI = crappy diesel trash innit

they have made you a few quid  :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 08 January 2013, 19:01
Have you bought a TDI-Tuning box for this or something???

tdi  :shocked: TDI  :rolleyes: :shocked:

wash your mouth out, only CDTi goodness in this thread please  :tongue:

 :kiss:

And that's good because?

the lads at work know all about them  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 08 January 2013, 21:11
CDTI = crappy diesel trash innit

they have made you a few quid  :tongue:

Urm no they havent actually. I think ive done less than half a dozen Poxhalls
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 January 2013, 23:03
crashed it  :shocked:

into the house  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: richw911 on 12 January 2013, 23:05
crashed it  :shocked:

into the house  :laugh:

 :shocked: :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 12 January 2013, 23:22
crashed it  :shocked:

into the house  :laugh:

How does one manage that?  :huh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: richw911 on 12 January 2013, 23:35
crashed it  :shocked:

into the house  :laugh:

How does one manage that?  :huh:

Foot slipped off the clutch?  :undecided:

Is the house ok?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 13 January 2013, 00:13
crashed it  :shocked:

into the house  :laugh:

How does one manage that?  :huh:

Foot slipped off the clutch?  :undecided:

Is the house ok?

easy rhyso, trying to wedge it infront of a french heap of crap to jump start it,  :rolleyes:

added to the the rear bumper scratches after i overrode the parking sensors  :lipsrsealed:

thankfully it was at such an angle the towbar missed or the house might have been damaged  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Guy on 13 January 2013, 09:35
 :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 13 January 2013, 10:12
:rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:

I know - a french car on the drive  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Dave_IOW on 14 January 2013, 17:25
This thread is getting as bad as mine   :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 21 January 2013, 18:55
but unlike your car Dave, mine has stuff done to it  :whistle:

Finally dug the Winters out of the shed and got them fitted on friday

Very good feel, even in the snow. good traction even in deep snow  :cool:

bad vibration at 70 ish  :huh: :lipsrsealed:

cold but wet roads tonight meant I could push on a bit and the grip and feedback is impressive, and after a few spirited roundabout exits the vibration has dissapeared, bit like the 3 series BMW that was a tad twitchy coming off the last roundabout  :laugh: :grin:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/8D668717-FA3F-455C-8027-D8688A45A30A-979-000001C9285811B2.jpg)

Well worth the £140 for the 4 matched 2nd hand dunlops  :smiley: fitted on a set of old elite rims I had kickin about
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 January 2013, 18:34
got it serviced, fook its doing some miles  :cry:

 found out I had broke it again  :grin: :laugh:

its fixed - despite a stupid design fault ( apart from being a vauxhall of course  :whistle: )  :cool:

got even more Power and will hopefully a lot better mpg than the last 8 to 10k  :laugh: :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :shocked:

and a positive and surprised test drive by the fitter,  :whistle:

oh and its still whistling  :evil:

Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 January 2013, 22:14
So come on then, what you had done to it?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: Wayne on 25 January 2013, 22:15
How many miles are on it now then ?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 January 2013, 22:23
So come on then, what you had done to it?

it blew number three injector seal - or it would seem its been gone for quite a while  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:

problem is you need to remove number 2 to remove number 3

good old vauxhalls  :rolleyes:

yep, you have guessed it, to remove number 2, you gotta remove number 1  :laugh: :grin:

Thankfully as it was on my bill, the lads improvised, whipped number 2 out by pulling the stud out ( risky put it worked  :lipsrsealed: ) as we only had 2 seals in stock  :whistle:

as for the mileage - showing 108k  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 January 2013, 22:27
Ha, so you gonna be putting it on the rolllers then?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 January 2013, 22:28
No.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 January 2013, 22:31
No.  :smiley:

Probably for the best...

(http://www.absolutewealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/boom1.jpg)
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 January 2013, 22:32
dont need to go on the rollers to do that  :laugh: just read all of this thread  :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: barrym381 on 25 January 2013, 22:36
dont need to go on the rollers to do that  :laugh: you forgettin its a vectra  :tongue:
:tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 January 2013, 22:37
dont need to go on the rollers to do that  :laugh: just read all of this thread  :tongue:

I know, but rolling road would probably finish it off.  :grin:

Nah, sure it'll be fine now....... at least while you're indoors and not driving it anyway.
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 28 January 2013, 19:13
dont need to go on the rollers to do that  :laugh: just read all of this thread  :tongue:

I know, but rolling road would probably finish it off.  :grin:

Nah, sure it'll be fine now....... at least while you're indoors and not driving it anyway.

could be worse - could be panel damaged  :tongue:

 :whistle:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 30 January 2013, 17:19
first time i have driven the car in the day,  :huh:

 it appears to have a liking to bellow white / light grey smoke out occasionally  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :cry:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 01 February 2013, 07:17
(http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/files/2012/12/the-end-is-near.jpg)
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 01 February 2013, 07:52
Unburnt fuel from the dogdey box you've strapped to it....
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 01 February 2013, 12:40
Abuse from down under  :grin:

Close Steve - needed to adjust box post injector leak fix actually  :kiss:

Ssssssh now mr hell - you jinxed the golf too I guess  :cry:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 01 February 2013, 13:11
Ssssssh now mr hell - you jinxed the golf too I guess  :cry:

Don't be such a doom monger!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 01 February 2013, 18:42
Ssssssh now mr hell - you jinxed the golf too I guess  :cry:

Don't be such a doom monger!  :tongue:

it failed didnt it  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 March 2013, 20:12
spanking the miles on this at the moment  :cry:

 fuel consumption is knocking on 50 mpg since the box of tricks  :whistle:

whistling still there, as loud as ever.

not smoked much lately.

 :smiley:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 12 March 2013, 20:15
Clearly not driving it hard enough  :tongue:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 March 2013, 20:17
 :grin: a set of very fooked winter tyres say otherwise  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 12 March 2013, 20:25
:grin: a set of very fooked winter tyres say otherwise  :whistle:

 :grin: :grin:

I just removed mine today; I dont think the rears are fit for another winter.....but they were part worns to begin with
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 13 March 2013, 02:33
And you where thinking of changing the turbo 6 months ago...told you it will last ages.
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 13 March 2013, 05:53
Well that will have just jinxed it for me  :rolleyes:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 11 April 2013, 20:19
took it to the isle of white. it smoked a LOT

limped it home, took winters off and fitted some new falkens  :cool:

smoking has stopped if I drive like miss daisy  :lipsrsealed:

clicked it thru 110k and reached 49 mpg for the tank full  :cool:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 11 April 2013, 20:53
took it to the isle of white. it smoked a LOT

limped it home, took winters off and fitted some new falkens  :cool:

smoking has stopped if I drive like miss daisy  :lipsrsealed:

clicked it thru 110k and reached 49 mpg for the tank full  :cool:

Tick tock BOOM!!!!
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling . . . . . .
Post by: JC on 11 April 2013, 20:58
Kabooooooooom

and


Tick tock BOOM!!!!

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 11 April 2013, 21:15
Its only a matter of time  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 11 April 2013, 21:18
Thats true with most things in life . . . . . . .. .  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Dave_IOW on 12 April 2013, 00:24
took it to the isle of white.

SERIOUSLY! How many times have you been here now!    :angry:

How did you ever find anything on Rightmove?!?!    :lipsrsealed:   :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Diamond Hell on 12 April 2013, 06:25
Some people.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 April 2013, 19:30
took it to the isle of white.

SERIOUSLY! How many times have you been here now!    :angry:

How did you ever find anything on Rightmove?!?!    :lipsrsealed:   :whistle:

fooking ipad auto correction  :whistle:

Some people.  :rolleyes:

yes, you taught me soooooooo well  :kiss:

Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 17 April 2013, 19:51
its been a while since its been here

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/0DE34B53-FE41-4852-99ED-B25B85DC815A-6527-00000ACC64DADC14.jpg)

 :lipsrsealed:

thankfully a quick fix over lunch and we had the part in stock  :cool:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Rhyso on 17 April 2013, 20:59
What did you break this time?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 17 April 2013, 22:30
rear anti roll bar bush, when it got so bad i could hear it over the stereo and the whistle thought best get it swapped  out  :grin:

£1 for a packet of biscuits meant I didnt even have to get me hands dirty  :cool:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: barrym381 on 17 April 2013, 22:34
rear anti roll bar bush, when it got so bad i could hear it over the stereo and the whistle thought best get it swapped  out  :grin:

£1 for a packet of biscuits meant I didnt even have to get me hands dirty  :cool:
the bush was prob worth less than the biscuits  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Dave_IOW on 19 April 2013, 00:07
This thing not given up yet :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: danny_p on 20 April 2013, 23:43
wonder if theh passat will outlast it  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 30 April 2013, 19:29
well the old girl ended up in a hedge this morning,  :rolleyes:

added a lot more scratches down EVERY panel this time  :lipsrsealed:

 but saved he hitting a merc whose dirver didnt know how wide her car is.  :angry:

she wil tomorrow morning  :whistle:

then think i got some points coming after tonights journey home  :cry:



Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Adam on 30 April 2013, 21:54
well the old girl ended up in a hedge this morning,  :rolleyes:

added a lot more scratches down EVERY panel this time  :lipsrsealed:

 but saved he hitting a merc whose dirver didnt know how wide her car is.  :angry:

she wil tomorrow morning  :whistle:

then think i got some points coming after tonights journey home  :cry:





As long as your okay mate that's all that matters.

Damage rep?
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 01 May 2013, 15:18
Nothing could put chuff down. Nothing!

Glad you're okay mate. :afro:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 May 2013, 12:32
112k clocked up and at least 6 months without a wash I thought it was time to treat the old girl.  :shocked:

might even get a coat of polish to see if i can get some of the scratched out  :whistle:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/904F6DAB-E6A1-4234-A984-CEA80BA2E76F-10656-000013358093DCE2.jpg)
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 25 May 2013, 22:00
needed a quick rinse off since its wash so dragged out the old snow foam this avo

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/DC6B652C-BCDD-4985-8850-81F0FE30D005-10959-0000135FE6B64E4D.jpg)

and after a day too hot to polish, made the most of a nice evening, even if I did get some strange looks from people passing by, but need to start showing the old girl some TLC, looks like it could be on daily duties for a long while yet  :angry:

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/B0331D1E-E331-4A3F-A9BA-4E2D0A114DB9-10959-0000135FF1641A10.jpg)
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: JC on 16 July 2013, 18:59
still whistling,  :grin:

still smoking,  :whistle:

just clocked 114k, so thats 30k in my ownership.  :shocked:

and still going well enough to surprise the 13 plate 320D this evening  :evil:
Title: Re: Old whistler , still whistling, now smoking . . . . .
Post by: Steve_PD on 24 July 2013, 11:52
Glad you never had a turbo fitted 14 months ago!!!
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 11 August 2013, 19:05
well its been a while, but the old girl has gradually been giving me issues to the point is now BELLOWS black smoke out you heavy right foot action.  :shocked:

infact its not far off this  :laugh:

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fokjHHJ0REY/0.jpg)

to the point people are now flashing me  :lipsrsealed:


the problem was located this afternoon, the swirl valve bar has popped off and the fixings are fcuked  :rolleyes:

can you buy a new one from Vauxhall, can you fcuk, unless it comes with a COMPLETE INLET MANIFOLD  at MEGA £££££'s :rolleyes:

this is the item in question

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/swirlvalve.jpg)

So a quick google, search of the vectra forum and a trip to german ebay has located a suitable replacement

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/swirl2.jpg)

hopefully be here this week sometime, til then is smoke screen central and 35 MPG  :shocked: :cry:

then its the joy of trying to get all 4 lugs located in a very tight space  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Horney on 11 August 2013, 19:12
Pah! Everyone knows smoking's cool.
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Diamond Hell on 11 August 2013, 20:49
WTF is that and WTF does it do?!
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 11 August 2013, 20:58
WTF is that and WTF does it do?!


4 swirl valves on the 16v 150brake smoker

no3 is powered by an actuator

the bar is connected to all 4 and moves them accordingly, noramlly the actuator sticks but mine is fine.

the sockets on the bar are worn, and it falls off,  hence the GERMANS making a much improved version, its the same issue on Saabs, Fiats, Pauxhalls, to name a few.

all explained by the joy of google translate from http://www.swirlrepair.com/

 :smiley:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: danny_p on 23 August 2013, 21:59

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fokjHHJ0REY/0.jpg)

 :cry: :cry: :cry:    seeing that photo makes me realise how much i miss my old truck,   it blew smoke just like that one 
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 23 August 2013, 22:03

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fokjHHJ0REY/0.jpg)

 :cry: :cry: :cry:    seeing that photo makes me realise how much i miss my old truck,   it blew smoke just like that one

Deffo should have kept it then  :evil:

 :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 30 August 2013, 15:48
117k on the clock

Made it smoke more and whistle louder but it made it to the ferry

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/C54A76C0-30C7-4BF2-BAB3-0744C839B320-7009-00000417EB4CA986_zpsbcdd37c4.jpg)

 :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: clipperjay on 04 September 2013, 12:03
WTF is that and WTF does it do?!


4 swirl valves on the 16v 150brake smoker

no3 is powered by an actuator

the bar is connected to all 4 and moves them accordingly, normally the actuator sticks but mine is fine.

the sockets on the bar are worn, and it falls off,  hence the GERMANS making a much improved version, its the same issue on Saabs, Fiats, Pauxhalls, to name a few.

all explained by the joy of google translate from http://www.swirlrepair.com/

 :smiley:

Better buy an actuator aswell Chuff I can foresee two jobs instead of one  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 04 September 2013, 16:13
Actuator is fully functioning and lubricated  :smug:

Does pay to drive the make of car to match the place you work
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 10 November 2013, 12:19
taken it thru 120k  :lipsrsealed: still smoking, still whistling

even REALLY abusing it on towing duties and it keeps on going  :grin:

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/DSCF5319.jpg)

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/DSCF5318.jpg)

 :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 13 December 2013, 19:11
third set of new front tyres fitted  :shocked: thats never happened to any car I have owned before  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: DubFan on 21 December 2013, 09:24
third set of new front tyres fitted  :shocked: thats never happened to any car I have owned before  :whistle:

That's because you've not owned them long enough  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: VW BUSH on 21 December 2013, 13:48
You need some more weight over the front axles :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 21 December 2013, 15:41
You need some more weight over the front axles :grin:

or less weight on my right foot  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 12 March 2014, 18:37
broke it, good and proper  :lipsrsealed:

and not the turbo  :whistle:

could this be the end for the Smoking whistler  :cry:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Rhyso on 12 March 2014, 19:49
We can only hope
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 12 March 2014, 19:58
bit harsh  :shocked: still sore about the rugby  :laugh:

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Rhyso on 12 March 2014, 20:00
bit harsh  :shocked: still sore about the rugby  :laugh:

 :kiss:

Nope. Got more important things to worry about  :kiss:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 12 March 2014, 20:02
me too, just about to flip a coin - gotta love decision making  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Rhyso on 12 March 2014, 20:08
me too, just about to flip a coin - gotta love decision making  :grin:

Well I want to make a decision but that involves being given information. You think after nearly a week they would be able to give me feedback  :huh:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Horney on 12 March 2014, 23:32
I thought this thing was immortal, surely you haven't killed it mate.
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Len on 13 March 2014, 13:03
How dead is it?
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Rhyso on 13 March 2014, 17:25
Not dead enough  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 13 March 2014, 18:18
 :grin: less dead than last night Rhys :shocked: :huh:

After a niggling doubt, and before I splashed out on a replacement gearbox , the original symptoms of a knackered diff/gearbox were rechecked, and despite being in line with that, the noise and rumble just didnt sound right.  :nerd:

So after another spirited drive up on the ramps, it turns out it "Could" be the drive shaft to idler shaft bearing and mount which bolts up to the engine n box hence the same symptoms.  :angry:

So, until that is all swapped out, we cant tell if the box itself is fooked too.  :lipsrsealed:

So for the third time, " never seen that fail " were muttered by the Techs, and we have never stocked the bits ever either !  :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Old smoking whistler might live on yet  :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: justalex81 on 15 March 2014, 20:19
put it out of it's misery please. it's lived longer than it should have!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 16 March 2014, 12:25
sod that, 4 new tyres, new brakes and a few other bitz - needs to see me another 12 months, hopefully  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 22 March 2014, 12:15
It lives on, for now  :cool: :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 31 March 2014, 19:23
so i nearly killed it, the mpg dropped from mid 40s to 36.5 and 37.6 for 2 tank fulls.

now its back up to 45mpg again  :huh:

Long may it continue  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: Organisys on 09 April 2014, 13:56
dose of nasty fuel perhaps?
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 11 April 2014, 06:42
dose of nasty fuel perhaps?

did consider that, will see what this weeks consumption is when I fill up later.  :lipsrsealed:

its not had an easy week  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 02 May 2014, 22:03
127k and rising, then it sank into the verge on the daily single lane  journey home  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 09 May 2014, 20:29
broke it,  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :cry:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: barrym381 on 09 May 2014, 20:51
broke itself again due to being a usual vectra ,  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :cry:
:laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 09 May 2014, 21:13
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh now barry, it gets a hard time - and 127k on its original waterpump aint bad

Shame this should be ONE PIECE

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/B3A4F948-617D-427E-8E59-3D21F55CD382.jpg)

cost more than the camblet kit and w/pump  :shocked: but explains the vibration and chattering noise  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, now a SMOKE generator.............
Post by: JC on 12 June 2014, 19:50
well looks like i might have finally started nailing the coffin sh!t on this.

EML light on, fuel pressure rail fault.  :lipsrsealed:

if its the high pressure pump breaking down, thats game over due to it wrecking the injectors, and the faf involved cleaning the whole system out  :sick:

hey ho, it lasted well knowing the abuse its been given and lasted longer than a lot of its newer sibling Insignias we have had thru work  :shocked:

Fingers crossed a job interview goes well next week and it could be scrapped and replaced by me walking to work  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: barrym381 on 12 June 2014, 19:59
hope you get the new job to save you fixing that nasty thing again  :laugh: 1 less vauxhall on the roads
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: JC on 12 June 2014, 20:05
even if i dont get the job it wont be fixed barry, new pump, fitting and 4 new injectors = SCRAPPED  :whistle:
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: barrym381 on 12 June 2014, 20:10
even if i dont get the job it wont be fixed barry, new pump, fitting and 4 new injectors = SCRAPPED  :whistle:
well i still hope you get the job  :smiley:  just means you could possibly have a weekend car now  :whistle: mk2 turbo
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: VW BUSH on 12 June 2014, 20:59
Pictures of you walking to work or it never happened.
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: JC on 13 June 2014, 19:46
ah, therein lies another issue.  No 3 injector wouldnt come out last time we tried  :laugh: :grin:

Even the Common rail diesel injector specialist went " oops " when he broke his slide hammer on it. 

So we over came that issue to remove number 2 last time  :laugh:
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: JC on 21 September 2014, 21:11
well i tried killing it, and even with nearly 2 ton hanging off the back for 220 miles on a friday rush hour it keeps on going  :grin:

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/chuff69/vecngolf.jpg)

and its bound to blow up this week, as its getting chopped in Satdee  :cool:
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 September 2014, 21:20
Great choice of successor though.  :grin:
Title: Re: Old whistler, lid is on the coffin, the nails are gojng in .......
Post by: JC on 21 September 2014, 21:23
Great choice of successor though.  :grin:

:afro: