Nosey Parker...(but most probably already been suggested)

[Diamond Hell]

Some people getting touched around here sometimes!

Only when you're about, Len.

[Shady Pioneer]

I like seeing what thread Wayne is on, but problem is everytime I refresh he's on something new.

[SoundillusioN]

I like seeing what thread Wayne is on, but problem is everytime I refresh he's on something new.

So, you're Wayne's stalker are you? 

[Shady Pioneer]

I like seeing what thread Wayne is on, but problem is everytime I refresh he's on something new.

So, you're Wayne's stalker are you? 

I stalk everyone, at the time of posting this you were on the index page.

[Len]

I like seeing what thread Wayne is on, but problem is everytime I refresh he's on something new.

You must spend all your time on here doing that! (Wayne is on EVERY thread!)

[SoundillusioN]

I like seeing what thread Wayne is on, but problem is everytime I refresh he's on something new.

So, you're Wayne's stalker are you? 

I stalk everyone, at the time of posting this you were on the index page.

Well while you were posting that, I was hiding in your house! 

[Shady Pioneer]

  pervert.

[SoundillusioN]

pervert.

Not really after the things I saw you get up to when you thought nobody was looking. 

[Len]

pervert.

pot/kettle!

[Diamond Hell]

pot/kettle!

And this from the kitchen range the pot and kettle are sitting on!