No 1 RANT at the moment is to that splendid qashqai (however its misspelt) driver parked next to us in the supermarket car park today, who just couldn't be ar$$ed to watch how they opened their rear door.... Thankyou so much for the dent in the middle of our rear door GRRRRRRRR
No 2, to those people who also can't be ar$$ed to indicate whenever they turn, especially at roundabouts
AARRRRRGGGGH!!!
No 3, Middle/Outside lane
HOGS..... Can't you see that you're blocking the entire dual carriageway/motorway??!! They're not
DRIVING LANES, they're
**OVERTAKING LANES** Jesus....
No 4, Mobile phones..... Oh wow, how many times do I see an erratically driven car in front only to find the driver holding their phone to their ear..... Last Thursday a t*at in one of those monster truckmobiles in the middle lane of the A2,(that was bad enough!) phone held between left shoulder and ear, a frikkin
**NOTEPAD** on the steering wheel and pencil in his right hand, obviously taking an order for something.... Perhaps it was for his box to be buried in eh?
No 5, Not using the handbrake when in stationary traffic - especially on an upward incline - then realizing they have limited clutch control and roll back a foot or two when pulling away, why why why?
PANT PANT PANT.......
pant...
pant.. pant.. and.... breeeeeathe...........
Whew, Sorry, is it just me?
Over to you......................