Would i lie?? South Africa is a stunning country. It really is. But much like Britain has Tony Blair, we have a high crime rate. So its something we put up with. In the past our police forces have been pretty poor but its getting better very slowly. They arrested the 3 buggers about an hour after we made the report.
For those who have not read Jeremy Clarksons book (The world according to Clarkson) i would recommend it if you are looking for a good laugh. (This is completely off topic mind you).
Mike