My neighbours brand new BMW 6 series convertable (no pictures, just a rant)

[Chris MKV]

Man with approaches attractive neighbour who is washing a car with ample soap suds...

'Excuse me miss, can I give you a hand with that?' (taking sponge dripping with suds)...

Sound of guitar with wah wah pedal ...  baam ba ba baam baam ba ba baam ba...

 

[Ant1981]

The best thread i've read in ages!  About as bad as my step dad who insists on using ASDA's wash and wax as "It's all the same, just comes in a different bottle"

He's right.

[PaulPearson]

Also she came in today and shes proper curbed the driver side alloys, either that or Freddie Kruger has changed a tyre for her  

Ha ha freddy krueger

[JDM82]

....CARPLAN shampoo she was using as well as the jumbo sponge and only ONE BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!

I watched til I could take it no more and I went out and tried to educate her on how to clean a car the correct way.

Wow.

I got a blank look and a "Its only a car" comment 

She's right.

If thats how you really feel then my friend, your in the wrong section 

[DC90]

Also she came in today and shes proper curbed the driver side alloys, either that or Freddie Kruger has changed a tyre for her  

My box is the same. He had a brand new Jaguar XKRS and within a month he had curbed alloys and yesterday i noticed very light scratches down one side, probably from brushing against hedges down the lanes  to where we both live. Sticky old coffee stain on passengers seat?

Then goes mad at me when SOMEONE ELSE slightly scuffed my company car.