Author Topic: My neighbours brand new BMW 6 series convertable (no pictures, just a rant)  (Read 5870 times)

Offline JDM82

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pics or post code!  :smiley:


Yeah ill give her post code out..............

Within a couple of hours there's 30+ VDubs parked up outside................. All the owners with a bottle of lime prime, a microfibre cloth and a boner! :grin:
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Offline tg1

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maybe she misunderstood you when you asked to buff her bonnet  :smug:

Offline Seanl

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 :laugh: :laugh: My new favourite thread!  :laugh: :laugh:
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Hey my neighbour asked for some advice today about cleaning her car :smiley:

Im making progress  :wink:

Although her question was.......... " Do I have to wash the car before I apply T-CUT?"  :sick:


I don't recall what happened next, it all went black and I've just got released from the local police station. I've come home and there's blood all over the drive  :grin:

Only joking but that was her genuine question  :shocked:
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Offline Rhyso

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Might sticky this thread so you can post regular updates  :grin: :grin:

Offline Ant1981

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....CARPLAN shampoo she was using as well as the jumbo sponge and only ONE BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!

I watched til I could take it no more and I went out and tried to educate her on how to clean a car the correct way.

Wow.

I got a blank look and a "Its only a car" comment  :angry:

She's right.
80% of your posts are total tripe, as they are mostly replies to sh1te posts created by the morons that, unfortunately this forum attracts.

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Her cars probably just a rental, she pays XXX amount for a month and goes back after 3 years. She won't 'own' it and will not care. Its transport and and an image thing for her. I have them round here like that, they simply don't care.
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The best thread i've read in ages!  About as bad as my step dad who insists on using ASDA's wash and wax as "It's all the same, just comes in a different bottle" :rolleyes:
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This thread is pure brilliance  :grin:
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whilst reading this, certainly had me havin a giggle!

look forward to regular updates lol