What is it with f**king audi drivers

[DOA]

The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.

TBF, exactly half of Merc drivers are careful and considerate, the rest are complete knobeds! Where I used to live for example (and its only one!) 2 groups of asians had AMG E63's and insisted on doing drag races between sleeping policemen right past a school and park. Sounded fabulous though  .

[AudiA8Quattro]

I still want a mercedes c230k

so what am i?

A thingy 

[Gavv8]

A c*nt is a c*nt.....regardless of what they drive.

True...end of.

[barrym381]

The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.

You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.

so if your mate buys the e63 amg as offers you the keys for the weekend you will say no 

[bob23]

The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.

You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.

so if your mate buys the e63 amg as offers you the keys for the weekend you will say no 

I would make 1 exception, I would take the keys and set foot in it, but only to put it into a wall or the river, I want to drive his M5 but doesn't matter how much I ask he won't let me, I'm trying to convince him to go for his other choice, a VXR8 in black.

[justalex81]

The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.

You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.

so if your mate buys the e63 amg as offers you the keys for the weekend you will say no 

I would make 1 exception, I would take the keys and set foot in it, but only to put it into a wall or the river, I want to drive his M5 but doesn't matter how much I ask he won't let me, I'm trying to convince him to go for his other choice, a VXR8 in black.

he has an m5 and won't let you have a go in it?

what a cvnt! 

[bob23]

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Well yeah... He's an M5 driver, course he's a cvnt! 

[barrym381]

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Well yeah... He's an BM driver, course he's a cvnt! 

you fit in well 

[bob23]

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Well yeah... He's an BM driver, course he's a cvnt! 

you fit in well 

Nah, I'm not a cvnt, I'm not that useful!

[justalex81]

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Well yeah... He's an M5 driver, course he's a cvnt! 

keep up bob ffs