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Offline Steve30

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2012, 20:50 »
I can't think of any other word that gets the point across.

How about Sh*tc*nt :grin:

don't be stupid. that's 2 words  :grin:

Sh*tc*nt with beef curtains hanging out then  :grin:

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2012, 21:27 »
Chip on their shoulder, you MUST get out their way and they are most definitely more important than you and the law. They've also spent too much on a car they can't really afford, thus no hands free kit and holding their phone.
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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #13 on: 09 May 2012, 21:31 »
Had an Astra driver on Monday coming up my arse as I was going past some middle lane tosser. I'm doing about 70-75MPH and he's behind in the fast lane flashing his lights as I'm going past?  :huh:

It's not like I can go anywhere and I'm doing the speed limit. So took my time overtaking.  :grin:

TBH, you've just got to let it go, I've done the whole let them past then do it back but they hit those brakes and it's your insurance penalised, or worse.

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2012, 22:02 »
i never get this, even in my 75bhp skoda  :huh:

Drive around the A20 and the A2 where the Medway/Maidstone pikeys meet the London pikeys.  :grin:

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #15 on: 09 May 2012, 22:07 »
Country life in Medway/Maidstone. I thinks not!

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #16 on: 09 May 2012, 22:18 »
Country life in Medway/Maidstone. I thinks not!

The only thing country about the area is the smell of sh!t between Snodland and Rochester. :grin:

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #17 on: 09 May 2012, 22:25 »
Vauxhall drivers, in particular corsa drivers, are the wayne kerrs of the roads near me. That and women drivers on their mobile phones......

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #18 on: 10 May 2012, 07:25 »
Vauxhall drivers, in particular corsa drivers, are the wayne kerrs of the roads near me. That and women drivers on their mobile phones......

Its very rare that women drivers give way to male drivers  :wink:

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Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
« Reply #19 on: 10 May 2012, 07:39 »
I find it's audi A3 drivers who are bad for this.