OK, so I went back with Elephant for the sh!tera.
It was cheap and my whole "principles" went right out the window cause it saved me £1200.
Anyway.
Declare your modifications people.
Mr Golf. £960. w/Exhaust: £997 + Exterior Decrative Changes: £1234 +Lowering: £1026.
So not driving ATM, driving in my mates Cinquecento for the next couple weeks then I'm back in the Golf people!