Sorry, no offence meant.
But it was you who posted "
pictures please or it never happened"
My post was what I would have said if we were standing together.
By way of an explanation.
From the outside looking in, London seems to be a very unruly place, full of people who cannot be trusted. Every person I have met or know personally who live in London have all suffered from criminal activity firsthand which makes them very distrustful of everyone they meet.
You live in London and said "
it never happened"Robert Burns once wrote "to see ourselves as others see us"
Thus Im prepared to accept that living 'in the sticks' may make me seem a bit weird to someone from a city.
Update;
My car is now dirty again