The DV being down at the left hand side (I assume where the inlet pipe is to the throttle body) sounds like someone has fitted a "cold side DV relocation kit" - not strictly incorrect but not a popular mod as it doesn't make any difference IIRC?
Hoses blanked off using bolts could also be fairly legit - I have hoses blanked on mine as I'm sure many other do - sounds like the previous owner has attempted/started the simplify the engine bay vacuum/emissions system which is common, but needs to be done properly. There's some really good guides over on the VW Vortex forum, it may be worth having a look and trying to retrospectively work out what has and hasn't been done, from there we will all be able to advise a bit better.
Have you got a pic or two of the engine in its current state? From this it will be relatively easy to identify a few areas that someone may have had a go at modifying.