I haven't read the whole thread so don't know if this has been mentioned yet but one thing I hate after I've spent hours detailing my car is:-
Coming out to find my fooking neighbours cat sat on my roof
Then to make it worse, I chased it off and it clawed the paintwork so at half 7 at night thats me getting out my DA and cutting compounds to see if I could get the scratches out.
Even worse than that is then the cats fooking owner comes out to get in her car and says "Jesus, you still on with your car?" I explained to her a very calm manner, which took so doing, about the cat on the roof and the scratches. She comes back with "Ah, I have the same scratches, I wondered where they had come from". She then laughed and got in her car
Yeah, laugh it up b!tch. You won't be laughing when I get my hands on the most highest powered air rifle I can find