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Title: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 20 May 2013, 19:43: Not having a go at anyone, this just made me laugh :grin:
Short and sweet...

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254049.0

Know any better ones?

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Diamond Hell on 20 May 2013, 19:46: Some things are complicated.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 20 May 2013, 19:51: April goes to me then,

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=252638.msg2317227#msg2317227

Haha.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 20 May 2013, 19:54: Quote from: Lewy on 20 May 2013, 19:51
April goes to me then,

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=252638.msg2317227#msg2317227

Haha.

Love it Mr White :wink:

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Sam on 20 May 2013, 20:53: (http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/SUJLzC1xZ98/mqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: dom on 20 May 2013, 20:54: Favourite of mine:

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=253966.0 (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=253966.0)
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 20 May 2013, 20:54: :rolleyes: fail post of the day goes to Sam :laugh:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: dom on 24 May 2013, 17:36: Well this died a death when Chuff stickied it :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 24 May 2013, 19:37: who stickied what :sick:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: F17BAD on 24 May 2013, 20:25: Some people need to get out more.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Scott-R on 28 May 2013, 22:09: The sun visor above mirror is my favourite.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Len on 29 May 2013, 12:53: Gotta be Shady's!
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Rhyso on 29 May 2013, 14:17: My current favourite....
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254294.0

Which led to this
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254502.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: jamie16v on 29 May 2013, 16:10: Quote from: Rhyso on 29 May 2013, 14:17
My current favourite....
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254294.0

Which led to this
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254502.0
:tongue: :whistle:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 29 May 2013, 16:15: Really?

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254467.0;topicseen
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 29 May 2013, 19:08: new contender just in

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254554.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 29 May 2013, 19:10: Quote from: Chuff on 29 May 2013, 19:08
new contender just in

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254554.0
I'd have to agree.. :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 29 May 2013, 19:40: This topic needs stickying :lipsrsealed:

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: navmk4gti on 29 May 2013, 20:21: Quote from: Lewy on 29 May 2013, 16:15
Really?

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254467.0;topicseen

Yup really :whistle:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: navmk4gti on 29 May 2013, 20:28: Quote from: Rhyso on 29 May 2013, 14:17
My current favourite....
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254294.0

Which led to this
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254502.0

Feel for this guy.. but he was told :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Scott-R on 29 May 2013, 20:44: Quote from: Chuff on 29 May 2013, 19:08
new contender just in

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254554.0

New favourite
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 21 July 2013, 01:53: A new addition to TOTM, awesome...
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257111.0

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 21 July 2013, 08:42: Quote from: Thom89 on 21 July 2013, 01:53
A new addition to TOTM, awesome...
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257111.0

Thom
Yeah, i can see why you might want to flag that one up.. :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Scott-R on 21 July 2013, 09:41: Quote from: Gavv8 on 21 July 2013, 08:42
Quote from: Thom89 on 21 July 2013, 01:53
A new addition to TOTM, awesome...
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257111.0

Thom
Yeah, i can see why you might want to flag that one up.. :grin:

Genius.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 21 July 2013, 10:05: Chimp!
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: barrym381 on 23 July 2013, 15:43: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257246.0 :grin: just in
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 23 July 2013, 15:55: Quote from: barrym381 on 23 July 2013, 15:43
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257246.0 :grin: just in
Denied!!.... :grin:

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257243.0

:whistle:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Wayne on 23 July 2013, 20:45: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257151.0

:smiley:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Len on 24 July 2013, 13:02: Whats a WOTBOX?
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: F17BAD on 25 July 2013, 12:24: Quote from: Lewy on 20 May 2013, 19:51
April goes to me then,

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=252638.msg2317227#msg2317227

Haha.

LOL

Quality mate :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: jv on 25 July 2013, 16:36: Quote from: F17BAD on 24 May 2013, 20:25
Some people need to get out more.

lolz :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 26 July 2013, 16:24: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257383.0
:huh:

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 26 July 2013, 20:30: Quote from: Thom89 on 26 July 2013, 16:24
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257383.0
:huh:

Thom
He's parked his car under a swimming pool?... and there's mention of a pie....... :undecided:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Screech16v on 30 July 2013, 23:22: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257556.msg0#new :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 31 July 2013, 09:17: ^how to make yourself look a doofus in one easy step.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 31 July 2013, 20:33: Quote from: Lewy on 31 July 2013, 09:17
^how to make yourself look a doofus in one easy step.
And we invented the space shuttle........ :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Rhyso on 03 August 2013, 19:45: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257698.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: gazareth on 03 August 2013, 20:57: Quote from: Wayne on 23 July 2013, 20:45
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257151.0

:smiley:
how dare you put me in thread of the month! :cry:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: gazareth on 03 August 2013, 21:01: Quote from: Gavv8 on 26 July 2013, 20:30
Quote from: Thom89 on 26 July 2013, 16:24
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257383.0
:huh:

Thom
He's parked his car under a swimming pool?... and there's mention of a pie....... :undecided:
it must be a steak and gravy pie that was dripping on the paint :angry:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 03 August 2013, 21:29: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=215426.msg2364888;boardseen#new

:whistle:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: CJA321 on 03 August 2013, 22:18: Quote from: Gavv8 on 03 August 2013, 21:29
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=215426.msg2364888;boardseen#new

:whistle:

Yeah thats been amusing me for the past wee while :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Guy on 07 August 2013, 08:00: Quote from: CJA321 on 03 August 2013, 22:18
Quote from: Gavv8 on 03 August 2013, 21:29
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=215426.msg2364888;boardseen#new

:whistle:

Yeah thats been amusing me for the past wee while :grin:

i'd missed the latest on that one - very funny :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 07 August 2013, 13:03: That should be a sticky tbh.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Sam on 07 August 2013, 13:08: Or it should be controlled as any other thread would be and not made an exception? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Sam on 09 August 2013, 14:28: Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Pure gold :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 10 August 2013, 16:03: Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Plum!
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: gazareth on 10 August 2013, 23:00: Quote from: Lewy on 10 August 2013, 16:03
Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Plum!
that's not very nice. he is just trying to learn new things like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: sharki786 on 11 August 2013, 00:52: Quote from: gazareth on 10 August 2013, 23:00
Quote from: Lewy on 10 August 2013, 16:03
Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Plum!
that's not very nice. he is just trying to learn new things like the rest of us.

:whistle:
Harsh. Taking p out of someone or some people because they want to learn or are interested in cars. As mentioned before some need to get out of the house and get some fresh air :rolleyes:
Keyboard warriors. Tut
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: VWchapman17 on 11 August 2013, 01:50: Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0
Harsh man :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 11 August 2013, 08:35: Totally justified....starts off boring and gets funnier.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Gavv8 on 11 August 2013, 08:36: Quote from: Sam on 07 August 2013, 13:08
Or it should be controlled as any other thread would be and not made an exception? :rolleyes:
Are you kidding??...i stayed up late just to see if there were any updates... :smug:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 11 August 2013, 09:58: Quote from: sharki786 on 11 August 2013, 00:52
Quote from: gazareth on 10 August 2013, 23:00
Quote from: Lewy on 10 August 2013, 16:03
Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Plum!
that's not very nice. he is just trying to learn new things like the rest of us.

:whistle:
Harsh. Taking p out of someone or some people because they want to learn or are interested in cars. As mentioned before some need to get out of the house and get some fresh air :rolleyes:
Keyboard warriors. Tut

any perhaps some people just need to chill :whistle: cos the OP found it funny :whistle:

Quote from: VWchapman17 on 11 August 2013, 01:50
Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0
Harsh man :grin:

:smiley:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: sharki786 on 11 August 2013, 12:20: I am a chilled out person. Fair do its funny but some take it abit too far.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 12 August 2013, 13:07: Quote from: sharki786 on 11 August 2013, 00:52
Quote from: gazareth on 10 August 2013, 23:00
Quote from: Lewy on 10 August 2013, 16:03
Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Plum!
that's not very nice. he is just trying to learn new things like the rest of us.

:whistle:
Harsh. Taking p out of someone or some people because they want to learn or are interested in cars. As mentioned before some need to get out of the house and get some fresh air :rolleyes:
Keyboard warriors. Tut

By calling someone a soft fruit with a stone you think thats harsh!?

Get a grip.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: sharki786 on 12 August 2013, 20:34: Quote from: Lewy on 12 August 2013, 13:07
Quote from: sharki786 on 11 August 2013, 00:52
Quote from: gazareth on 10 August 2013, 23:00
Quote from: Lewy on 10 August 2013, 16:03
Quote from: Rhyso on 09 August 2013, 14:07
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=257954.0

Plum!
that's not very nice. he is just trying to learn new things like the rest of us.

:whistle:
Harsh. Taking p out of someone or some people because they want to learn or are interested in cars. As mentioned before some need to get out of the house and get some fresh air :rolleyes:
Keyboard warriors. Tut

By calling someone a soft fruit with a stone you think thats harsh!?

Get a grip.

Oh hush your batty hole (a-hole for you info)
I wasnt just applying to this quote. Yes he called him a plum, minor. But OTHERS go abit far. Thats all. Get a grip. Get a life mate.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 13 August 2013, 13:06: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254088.msg2368973#msg2368973

:grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 13 August 2013, 17:35: Quote from: Agreeable Slick on 13 August 2013, 13:06
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254088.msg2368973#msg2368973

:grin:

I was wondering how long it would be :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: sharki786 on 13 August 2013, 17:55: I was waiting for it :grin:
But aint it ment to be 1ce a month? :tongue:
Title should be changed to "thread of the day"
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 13 August 2013, 22:25: Quote from: Agreeable Slick on 13 August 2013, 13:06
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=254088.msg2368973#msg2368973

:grin:

Oh the irony.... :wink:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 15 August 2013, 21:19: post of the day for me

Quote from: physio on 15 August 2013, 18:46
My order is with the factory as well , maybe they built a new factory to store all the orders
Until they get round to building them :smiley:

:grin:

all the delayed build date threads are most entertaining .............................. :whistle:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: simonpolly on 18 August 2013, 19:07: Quote from: Chuff on 15 August 2013, 21:19
post of the day for me

Quote from: physio on 15 August 2013, 18:46
My order is with the factory as well , maybe they built a new factory to store all the orders
Until they get round to building them :smiley:

:grin:

all the delayed build date threads are most entertaining .............................. :whistle:

You think that's funny you will love this
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=258296.msg2371260#msg2371260
28,000 new VW cars damaged by a hail storm :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 20 August 2013, 19:13: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=258383.0

:lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Dolly on 20 August 2013, 19:47: Quote from: Thom89 on 20 August 2013, 19:13
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=258383.0

:lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

Thom

I admire his enthusiasm
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Rhyso on 27 August 2013, 20:26: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: barrym381 on 27 August 2013, 20:38: Quote from: Rhyso on 27 August 2013, 20:26
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0
fail of the month :laugh:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: sharki786 on 28 August 2013, 15:09: Quote from: barrym381 on 27 August 2013, 20:38
Quote from: Rhyso on 27 August 2013, 20:26
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0
fail of the month :laugh:

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 28 August 2013, 21:15: first part of this reply must be up there as post of the day

Quote from: Craigwilson on 28 August 2013, 15:11
The insurance can go take a flying **** to themselves ill do what i want no one will know.
If I'm getting the lot for free but I'd rather just do the head and loom rather than take the whole engine out.
Wasn't sure if the bearings and bolts in the 8v block would handle it but if you say so :)
What happens if I do bigger valves and cam it ?

:grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 28 August 2013, 22:54: Quote from: Chuff on 28 August 2013, 21:15
first part of this reply must be up there as post of the day

Quote from: Craigwilson on 28 August 2013, 15:11
The insurance can go take a flying **** to themselves ill do what i want no one will know.
If I'm getting the lot for free but I'd rather just do the head and loom rather than take the whole engine out.
Wasn't sure if the bearings and bolts in the 8v block would handle it but if you say so :)
What happens if I do bigger valves and cam it ?

:grin:

It doesnt come out very often.... but

(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/what-we-got-here-demotivational-poster-1224605938.jpg)

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Guy on 31 August 2013, 09:00: new entry: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=258680.0 (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=258680.0)
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: barrym381 on 01 September 2013, 20:19: love the bit were he asks if he can run his car without an anti roll bar :grin:

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=258841.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: barrym381 on 12 September 2013, 23:48: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?action=post;quote=2381223;topic=259287.0

Quote from: Carl18T on 12 September 2013, 21:59
Hi thanks for that. I've only had the car for around 3 weeks so not cleaned it at all yet, but must say I've not thought of that at all so tomorrow it will be cleaned. My last 18t was a 98 so there was no TB.
Thanks again!
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: theflash on 13 September 2013, 00:01: Still the swimming pool one as a personal fave :smiley:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: barrym381 on 15 September 2013, 20:16: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=259398.0 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 15 September 2013, 20:42: ^jesus wept.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Len on 25 September 2013, 13:06: Didnt "Deleted Thread" make it into reckoning here?

Oh its been deleted. :whistle:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 25 September 2013, 13:11: What made it 'thread of the month' then?
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 08 October 2013, 21:31: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=260296.0;topicseen

VW are such douchebags.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Wayne on 09 October 2013, 13:53: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=260262.0
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: jv on 30 December 2013, 17:10: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=262966.msg2417141#msg2417141
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Thom89 on 20 February 2014, 23:43: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=264907.0 :rolleyes:

Thom
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 02 April 2014, 09:04: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266204.0 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: simonpolly on 02 April 2014, 12:03: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266205.0 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: th3_f15t on 02 April 2014, 12:05: Quote from: Lewy on 02 April 2014, 09:04
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266204.0 :laugh: :laugh:

I feel ashamed... Really, I do.
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 02 April 2014, 13:34: coffee everywhere ........................... :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: dom on 02 April 2014, 19:49: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266117.0 (http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266117.0)
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: JC on 02 April 2014, 20:59: Quote from: simonpolly on 02 April 2014, 12:03
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266205.0 :rolleyes:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: Lewy on 05 April 2014, 22:17: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266310.new#new
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 17:48: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266342.0;topicseen
mk7s falling apart already :shocked:
Title: Re: Thread of the month...
Post by: boneybradley on 06 April 2014, 18:43: Quote from: sharki786 on 06 April 2014, 17:48
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=266342.0;topicseen
mk7s falling apart already :shocked:

It's the way to build them at VW now, and the way some have being doing for years! (I worked at Citroen years ago and each delivery we got of new cars came with a bag of bits that had fallen off between production line and dealership)