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Offline JC

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Apparently this is an instant divorce
« on: 09 March 2012, 22:32 »
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #1 on: 09 March 2012, 22:34 »
You will always have the kids, but never one of those, and you could go here

http://jump4love.com/

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Offline dan_apps

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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #2 on: 09 March 2012, 23:10 »
 :cry: u wanted a polizei car for so long though!... wont flowers win her round?  :grin:
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #3 on: 10 March 2012, 08:05 »
just buy it!!!  :cool:
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #4 on: 10 March 2012, 08:51 »
Similar to what the wife has told me about my mates Escort mk3 estate he will be selling soon lol
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #5 on: 10 March 2012, 08:52 »
buy it!
it plays animal noises.   :grin:
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #6 on: 10 March 2012, 08:53 »
Quote from: Guy on 10 March 2012, 08:05
just buy it!!!  :cool:

she has just gone right off you ned  :grin:
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Offline Lewy

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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #7 on: 10 March 2012, 08:58 »
Single life was great tho, you must remember?
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #8 on: 10 March 2012, 09:03 »
yes lewy. but I also remember how much my last divorce cost me,  :sick: :cry:


and this time I have a pension to worry about too  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: Apparently this is an instant divorce
« Reply #9 on: 10 March 2012, 09:08 »
Quote from: Chuff on 10 March 2012, 09:03
yes lewy. but I also remember how much my last divorce cost me,  :sick: :cry:


and this time I have a pension to worry about too  :lipsrsealed:

You need a mate with a garage and loads of room, and far from the house!
"Yeah just poping out to see a mate"
"Okay! dont be long?"
Yeah right!  :evil:
This can apply for a mistress aswell!
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