i hate this forum and the missus hates it more...... gonna have to remortgage our house soon!!!!
Ha, don't blame the forum...blame the car.
I know what you mean though, I've only ever owned cheap "Wash and Wax" for cleaning my cars, no more. Now I've got a decent Golf I suddenly find my garage shelves full of all sorts of Polish and Wax and Polishers and Glass Cleaners, with micro-fibre cloths everywhere.
And I've gone from a 6-monthly car-clean, usually at a Car-Wash, to doing it by hand every couple of weeks.