My neighbours brand new BMW 6 series convertable (no pictures, just a rant)

[JDM82]

I did offer her to wash it when I had all my products out to wash mine and her response was " I don't want all that sh!t on my car" 

The sh!t she was refairing to was the likes of, lime prime, chemical guys sealant etc. Not quality products from CARPLAN 

[mellow yellow]

well you'll have to get up in the middle of the night and do it under the street lights whilst she's asleep  do it every night then it will never be dirty and she will never feel the need to do it herself! 

[JDM82]

Yeah I can imagine the phone call to the police at 3 o'clock in the morning.......

(Neighbour) "Hello is that the police?"

(Officer) "Yes this is the police, whats the emergency?"

(Neighbour) "There's someone in my car, I can see him out of my bedroom window"

(Officer) "Whats he doing?, stealing your car?!"

(Neighbour) "NO, he seems to be treating the leather with some sort of conditioner!"

(Officer) "I beg your pardon, miss"

(Neighbour) "Thats not the worst part officer, its not even a CARPLAN leather conditioner!"

[mellow yellow]

Yeah I can imagine the phone call to the police at 3 o'clock in the morning.......

(Neighbour) "Hello is that the police?"

(Officer) "Yes this is the police, whats the emergency?"

(Neighbour) "There's someone in my car, I can see him out of my bedroom window"

(Officer) "Whats he doing?, stealing your car?!"

(Neighbour) "NO, he seems to be treating the leather with some sort of conditioner!"

(Officer) "I beg your pardon, miss"

(Neighbour) "Thats not the worst part officer, its not even a CARPLAN leather conditioner!"

 

[Rhyso]

 

Is this woman fit??  

[JDM82]

Id say she's a milf yeah 

[Rhyso]

Id say she's a milf yeah 

Pics 

[JDM82]

Now thats a hard one 

(Me) "Excuse me, destroyer of paint, but can I have a picture of you?"

(Neighbour) "What for???"

(Me) "Well Im calling you worse than sh!te on this forum and Ive told them your worth a slap and tickle and they wanna see whats what"

(Neighbour) "Hello is that the police again? Its the lady who rang last night about the guy conditioning my seats, well he's now asking for pictures of me"

 

[Rhyso]

 






So what are you waiting for? 

[mellow yellow]

pics or post code!